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Assorted Miscellaneous

@jellyqueue / jellyqueue.tumblr.com

Ramblings of a Weirdo
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I know I don't come here much, but I need to rant and this is the only place I can do so without getting in trouble.

We're doing the Nutcracker again after being unable to in 2020. Yay?

Nah.

Not only are some dancers unvaccinated, but they keep going around maskless claiming they "forgot" them.

And in infinite wisdom, one of our crew members decided to not tell us that his household has someone sick with COVID and then tested positive twice today. Thankfully, he's a spot OP, but he has been on stage around us and eating in the crew room.

This pandemic would've been so much under control better if people just masked up and stayed home if they were exposed! How sociopathic do you have to be to lie about exposure? This isn't a fucking zombie movie. This is real life with real consequences.

Wear your mask.

Get vaccinated.

If you're sick, stay the fuck home.

I am so tired of this bullshit.

Merry Fucking Christmas

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jeanjauthor

There is so much going on here, the fact she made a laptop mockup for her own cat, the fact that she put the “google images of birds” on it, the fact that the cat KNOWS it’s the cat’s “laptop,” the fact that the cat is UPSET WHEN HER LAPTOP IS MESSED WITH...

12/10 would watch again

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tianella

So great lol

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Apparently this tiktok was deleted hours after I saved it.

[Video ID: A Tiktok that several users have added onto, each making a different joke about gender.

Person 1: They say “No pronouns? Damn… another victim of gender identity theft.” They start cracking up on the last word.

Person 2: They start off smirking while they appear to think about what to say. Then, they look at the camera imitate a spam call voice, saying, “We have been trying to contact you about your gender’s extended warranty.”

Person 3: They come in through a doorway and yell, “It’s my gender identity, and I need it now!” The camera angle shifts to indicate they’re a different person, and they say, “Tired of not having a gender identity? J.G. Wentworth can help. Call J. G. Wentworth; 877-pro-nouns. They’re your pronouns, use them when you need em’!”

Person 4: They imitate the kind of voice you hear on legal ads and say, “Attention: If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with Gender, you may be entitled to financial compensation.”

Person 5: Starting off strong and dissolving into fits of laughter as they speak, they say, “-and now a word from our sponsor: Raid Shadow Genders; conquer all of the genders" End ID]

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