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stuck in himbo limbo

@archsage-celica / archsage-celica.tumblr.com

Archie, he/him/his, 20+, ace, demiromantic. Likes: Fire Emblem, Pokemon, Xenoblade, Golden Sun, Smash Bros, Kirby, Magic the Gathering, Paper Mario, Super Mario Galaxy, and a bit of Youtubers.
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lastoneout

I know this is a tiny part of the wider problems born of diet culture, fatphobia, classicism, and racism but like god the idea that "healthy" food must inherently taste bad has completely ruined us as a society.

Every time you feel bad for having coffee with cream and sugar or ranch on your salad or putting extra butter and salt on your veggies I want you to imagine the spirit of John Harvey Kellogg in front of you and then I want you to kill him with a real gun and eat your delicious food in peace.

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ocean-stuck
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giucomix

Gf: I'm breaking up with you

Me: Motive's Misunderstanding ~ Confused Boy's Inquiry?!

Gf: It's the whole 'structuring every sentence like a touhou title' thing

Me: 東方零巫女 ~ Abandonment of All Lovers 😔

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umineko is so fun bc you play it and you're like man...chessboard reasoning and keeping focus on the whydunnit are such good mystery tools

and then you go to other mysteries and they can be straight up useless if not actively unhelpful

like. chessboard theory assumes 1. that the other person is trying to win (umineko pointed that one out, it's true), but also 2. that they know what the rules are and what game they're playing. and knowing the whydunnit assumes the murder was done with heart. that there was a motive with heart, which...some crimes very much do not have.

it's just so funny. expected to be better at figuring out some mysteries from umineko only to slam right into a brick wall

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