so, i kinda realized none of you really know my name or anything about me? and that i haven’t introduced myself at all? so, sorry about that.
anyways:
hello, i’m benjamin, please call me ben. my full first name is reserved for scoldings, fancy old people and death beds.
i live in gotham. i have mixed feelings about that sometimes but i really wouldn’t want to live anywhere else.
i have three cats and i live in a relatively okay apartment by east end and at this point i think i can say i’m functionally an orphan. well, as functional as i can be i suppose?
i’m a libra, i like the colour red and i don’t particularly like owls.
perhaps i’ll add more if i feel the need but for right now that’s all there really is to know about me. :))
i don’t live in gotham right now!
i still have three cats but i live in a penthouse in new york with my new family. which is still really weird to say. i have a brother now, and two moms? and basically a whole army of aunts and uncles.
so i’m officially no longer a functional dysfunctional orphan
i am obviously still a libra, i love the colour red and i still hate owls.
UPDATE TIME FUCKERS
so my name is still ben, obviously, and the only person who calls me benjamin at present is kori and alfred, when jason makes me call him.
i’ve got ✨magic powers✨ because helping john constantine always has some odd kind of repercussion. i’ve been a vigilante for almost two years now and i think i’m doing a good job. I’m hitting all the trauma points right now. Im going strong.
speaking of trauma, i don’t live in new york because of a whole body-double-doppelgänger fiasco that can’t actually be remedied until that stupid as fuck space child trafficking ring is taken down, so. yeah. i don’t think my mothers know that i haven’t been there in months, and it’s literally their jobs to know unknowable shit.
so, pete if you see this, dude, that is not me.
my favorite color is still red, i am still a libra and owls have not even been on my mind recently