i used to not like badmouthing cgi bc i dont like to sound like a cranky grandpa but im sick to bastard death of effects all being cgi. i think it should only be used for bowling alley screen animations
if i wanted to see a bunch of cgi id go bowling & watch a little poorly rendered bowling pin dressed as elvis blow up my car for getting 14 gutter balls in a row
Yes I am, those fuckers were literally bird-brained.
there’s nothing funnier than twitter and tumblr official accounts gloating at facebook-insta-whatsapp collapse i swear-
this is going to be historical i promise
they’re having the time of their lives
So when this happened the other day I took a bunch of screencaps of my favorite Twitter posts about it and this seems like as good a place to put them as any:
And finally, this exchange explaining what happened:
dark radiohead im a normal person. i’m average. i know exactly what i’m doing here i feel like i belong here
affirmations to tell yourself when you walk inside a store
New jersey pussy got me yelling at pedestrians
happy 12th birthday none pizza with left beef
Happy 14th birthday none pizza with left beef
it should be free to have a little cat. government subsidized, even. u should get the exact same tax breaks as if u have kids
when I argue with ancaps
Very cold take but the reason I think a lot of settler vegans view meat as murder (and therefore immoral) is because they cannot get past their colonial mindset of viewing all interactions as either consumption or domination instead of the reality of a vast web of mutually beneficial and self sustaining relationships with the ecosystem and eachother
This literally makes no sense. How does buying prepackaged meat from the store count as “beneficial” to the ecosystem. In what way are factory farms good for the environment? Does the continuation of the horrid things of the meat industry help out with that? I don’t understand.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I GONNA GO NOW?
Poll: if your mom remarries when you’re 26 years old is that guy still your stepdad or is he just your mom’s husband.
The poll winner seems to be “depends on whether you like him” which is super valid.
Mine watches fox news so “mom’s husband” it is!
My family has a great way of distinguishing between a new spouse you like and new spouse you disdain!
Your mom/aunt/grandma/etc remarries and they are actually a cool person, you use their first name. So if you were to introduce them they would be: Aunt Jane and Bob.
If your mom/aunt/grandma/etc remarries and they are a fuckwad you introduce them as: this is Aunt Jane and her second husband. The implication being that they are very replaceable and that we’re all just waiting for her to wise up to the situation and serve you divorce papers, she did it once, she can do it again.
MAGNIFICENT
Alright, but what if my mom on her third marriage found a decent man, but my mother herself is shitty
"my stepdad's wife"
@sapphic-sargent your tags omg
You are doing God’s work
go fuck yourself phyllis
