Messenger! What news have you from the Yaoi front?
i can't feel my legs
A shame. Rest in the dining hall. The Yuri nuns will attend to your wounds.
Egads. Perhaps you may wait here. The nuns appear occupied.
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People who think this planet was created for humans to be ours are so wild to me
70% of the planets surface is undrinkable uninhabitable death water that sharks love. How is that a human-centric design.
the earth was created for various types of crabs
cancelled for doing yaoi cocaine in the fujoshi bathroom
Instead of doing work I edited my theme lmk if u like it
A cosmic tribute to my current favourite comment in YouTube history
what if we killed ourselves together in a star crossed lovers suicide pact and had our friends scatter our ashes in the yaoi minefields?
this is a beautiful idea I don’t think our friends would do that though. we would be in a stupid urn forever. also Dazai supremacy chuuya ugly mid.
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guy who is seriously going through the horrors of being fifteen
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edward elric the fullmetal alchemist himself from today’s live drawing session with zeet studio.
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i heard theyre refilling the wet food bowl. not a bad place to get a bite to eat
you have all got to stop being so snide towards people who haven't had any romantic/sexual experience not just cause it makes you sound like a caricature of a mean high schooler but because one day you're gonna be in battle and you'll be outmanned and you'll cry out "virgins...! help me..!!!" but no virgins will come to your aid nor will any aromantics nor asexuals nor people who just haven't had a chance to be in a relationship yet and it'll be because they dont want anything to do with you because that time you were mean on the internet. so think before you speak.
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Recently my partner sat me down tour half an hour to go through alien stage frame by frame and I came out of it a little emotional don’t touch me
it's not that I need a quiet day or a day off exactly; it's that I need a pocket of time that exists entirely outside of linear time as we know it that would allow me to get things done without time passing in the real world, and frankly, I don't think that's too much to ask.
SOMEONE STOOD WHERE I STAND SOME THOUSAND YEARS AGO
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th9is is textbook leftist defeatism you can smoke WHATEVER YOU WANT and as lomng as its not cigarettes it will coat your lungs in a beneficial slime that improves your vascular health, your swagger, your stamina during sexual congress, and your ability to sense ley lines, wifi signals, and GPS coordinates for the Halo 2 alternate reality game "I Love Bees"
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do you ever sit there in your bed with your head in your hands and it's like you can just imagine 9 swords behind you