Aaand the coda's up, all with Guns'n'Roses and Goethe!
Seriously, writing this was so much fun! I feel it healed me on a deep level :3
And, as warned, this is now officially the beginning of a series. Consider this longer story as establishing the bubble universe in which a bunch of Temple-Nobles' dog and cat adventures vignettes happens (to be released as I get inspiration, though I already have some ideas). Huge thanks to everyone who commented and encouraged me, either on AO3 or here. And yes, I'm absolutely accepting prompts for their epic shopping trips, valentines, Sylvia defying and other adventures fitting two Time Lords in a retirement bubble :D