Aahhhh, das me yellin

I just think people who clean public spaces should make no less than $100,000 a year

u know those mutuals who you are like silent buddies with and you never talk to each other but you reblog each others stuff and when you see them on you’re dash you’re like yooooo thats my bud!! 

swimming and eating

they would find each other in any universe

when i was a kid and i heard the word boysenberry i thought they were saying poisonberry and i was like WHY on earth would you make a pie out of poisonberries

When i was young every day was to struggle and my body malform from wicked experiments and no enough meals

im really sorry to hear that Hsu im here for you if you ever need me

I need you now

me in the group chat: hey. bad news guys

gc: oh no. you did it again didn't you

me: yeah. i got lost in the beauty of a gif of a dragon from the early 2000s again. sorry

I see a child run out in front of this car and I throw a black lace shawl over their shoulders, saving their life

Explaining the Kendrick Drake feud to my New England Old Money friend

this man is 27

op turned off blogs on one of my favorite posts so here it is again

watch the democrats conveniently ignore that he said this

AI could never create this