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reap what you sow or burn the field down

@thefoxholecourts

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blogaboutyafavbirdboys

Whenever someone ask Neil why he is dating Andrew these are the sarcastic answers he gives, because he doesn’t need to justify his relationship to anyone:

“I always wanted to be the taller one in a relationship.”

“I’m just holding out for when he dies, because then I will inherit all of his knives.”

“Free and limitless supply of cigarettes.”

“He promised to protect me from my serial killer father and the Yakuza. How could I turn that down?”

“Kevin really pissed me off one day. To get back at him I did the one thing that would drive him absolutely crazy, date Andrew.”

“I’m dating Andrew Minyard?”

“One day he asked me for the date in German. Turns out he was asking for a date. I apparently don’t know German as well as I thought I did, and I’m too petty to admit it.”

“I heard he was pre-med. So I decided that if all this Exy stuff falls through I could at least be the trophy husband of a Doctor. Turns out it’s Aaron who is pre-med.”

“I’m really into Maseratis.”

#THESE ARE SO ICONIC#the foxhole court#all for the game#tfc#aftg
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sparkysparkyboomperson

I can’t stop imagining if Neil just had really bad reception during that really dramatic scene where Lola calls him and the entire conversation just consists of her trying to make threats and him being like “i straight up cannot understand a single word you’re saying”. Then him like walking around a bit trying to get a signal and her being all like “ ok how bout now?” “no” “now?” “nope still nothing” and her eventually just giving up in frustration.

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Neil: Listen, im gonna need you to call me back later

Lola: what? I’m literally trying to murder you!

Neil: you want a burger too? Look, I don’t have time to get you lunch, I gotta kiss my not boyfriend

Lola: you have a toy bend? What’s a toy bend? Why do you have that? Your father won’t approve!

Neil: forget it, call back when you can do it properly *hangs up*

*andrew sitting next to him* who was that?

Neil: *rolls eyes* an amature

#AN AMATURE IM CACKLING#the foxhole court#tfc#all for the game#aftg
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alwaysandreil

everybody is like “omg aaron is such an asshole blablabla he hates neil” but lbr if i was juggling a full semester worth of credits in pred-med, exy and a gf, and begging for just one (1) moment of peace and this new guy comes in, almost starts a mob war and is banging my brother, i too would hate him

#mood#tfc#aftg#all for the game#the foxhole court
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palmettofoxden

I cannot stop thinking about @local-astronaut‘s a look into Matt’s phone post and the “we love neil” chat gave me ideas.

  • Renee adds Andrew to the chat
  • Andrew doesn’t ever respond, but doesn’t block them or ask to leave the chat either
  • He just straight up doesn’t acknowledge the chat
  • Everyone in it assumes Andrew is just ignoring them in the chat and carries on, pretty much forgetting he’s even in it
  • At one point they decide to have a competition to see who can get the cutest picture of Neil
  • They give it a week and whoever sends the cutest picture by the end of Thursday gets 10 bucks each from the others
  • Andrew of course doesn’t acknowledge that, just like he doesn’t acknowledge anything else they send him
  • But he watches the pictures coming in even more than usual all week
  • The one of Neil smiling after Matt called him one of his best friends
  • The selfie Dan took of her hugging Neil with their cheeks smushed together
  • The one Allison secretly took from the back of Matt’s truck of Neil staring dreamily at Andrew while he’s sitting on the trunk of his car smoking
  • The one Renee takes of him sitting between Dan and Matt on the couch in the girls’ room, all wrapped in a blanket
  • The one Nicky sends of Neil standing in the kitchen, yawning and stretching, two minutes after getting up
  • The one Dan sends of Matt standing behind Neil, grinning as he slouches with his forearms resting across Neil’s shoulders while Neil scowls at the camera
  • The one Allison takes of Neil looking super confused after she purposely referenced a movie he hasn’t even heard of
  • Late Thursday they’re all arguing over which picture is cutest and asking how they’re supposed to pick a winner and questioning if there was any way they could convince Andrew to judge or if they should all just have to vote for one that isn’t theirs to be cutest and see what wins that way
  • Andrew sends a message to the group chat for the first time ever at 11:59 pm on Thursday
  • It’s a picture of Neil being so cute that it physically pains Andrew and he 500% wants to kill him for daring to make him feel like this
  • Neil’s curled up in the fetal position asleep cradled in one of the bean bag chairs and his hair is sticking out in every fucking direction and his arm’s reaching out so that he’s still holding Andrew’s hand in his sleep and there’s the faintest hint of a smile on his lips
  •  Neil’s curled up facing where his and Andrew’s hand are intertwined, resting on the edge of the beanbag chair, because he definitely fell asleep staring at Andrew so that he wouldn’t miss one extra second of Andrew’s beautiful face
  • With the picture Andrew sends “I win, fuckers.”
  • None of them argue and Andrew doesn’t respond to the group chat again, but they know he’s watching it
  • Neil looks super confused when the next morning at practice Matt, Dan, Renee, Allison, and Nicky each cough up ten bucks to Andrew without even being asked
#high quality and definitely happened#the foxhole court#tfc#all for the game#aftg
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matthcwboyd

foxes as things i have heard band kids say

dan: *when asked about the cadaver lab* we are going to look at dead bodies. i hope it’s yours.

kevin: it’s really hard not to make fun of you

andrew: kick my seat one more fucking time and we will see how far i can shove this key down your throat

matt: who took my catnip sandwich i’m fucking pissed

aaron: the only thing he has done that i agree with is jumping in front of my car while it was moving.

allison: my shoes cost more than your entire outfit, get off of them you broke bitch

nicky: this tastes like my asshole after a shower

renee: you look like a vegan stay-at-home dad

neil: okay google, is a sudden, instantaneous death an option?

BONUS JEREJEAN

jeremy: once, i drank a whole jar of pickle juice. i gave birth to christ that night.

jean: this feels like the thin veil of happiness underneath my depression

#I’m cackling#the foxhole court#tfc#all for the game#aftg
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andrewsbutterflyknife

the foxes as popular text posts #1

neil josten: i hate that my first reaction to stress is always Time To Die™ like ok calm down edgelord.

andrew minyard: they call me… 7 Knives. because that’s how many knives it takes me to cook things because I keep puttin em in the fuckin sink without thinking about it

kevin day: me rollerblading into my therapist’s office this week with sunglasses and a piña colada: maurice, you’re not gonna fucking believe this,

nicky hemmick: *walks up to straight couple* which one of you is the bee and which one of you is the fully grown adult woman who left her fiance for the bee?

matt boyd: *begins breakdancing gently* what’s wrong, son

dan wilds: listen, I’m a nice person so if I’m a bitch to you, you need to ask yourself why.

renee walker: it’s all fun and games until you remember the person you were from 2007-2010.

allison reynolds: how to kiss a boy: 1. grab his waist, 2. slip your hand in his pocket, 3. steal his wallet, 4. dont even kiss him, 5. just run.

aaron minyard: Why are there 2 A’s in Aaron? Why not 6? What’s stopping us?

david wymack: you gotta put your heart into it! no. no, not literally– not your actual– no. how did you even manage to get that. is it even yours. put that. away.

betsy dobson: [at a session with neil, about andrew] It’s weird to think that people who are 5ft are only 5 subways long.

abby winfield: always practice safe sex!! until you have mastered it. then you are permitted to practice Danger Sex

#Im crYing#the foxhole court#tfc#all for the game#aftg
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