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Jakey-Jake And Ry-Ry

@jessintheirl / jessintheirl.tumblr.com

Hockey player. Actor. Irish potato, Proud Hufflepuff.
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skarchomp

one of the millions of things i liked about spider-verse was that not only did all the female characters look different from each other, they gave mary jane her classic dimples and square chin, which might not seem like a big deal but you’d be surprised how much tiny details like those can make women in comic books look distinct

also seriously it feels like some animated films are pushing it to have two female characters who look even slightly different so i appreciate that spider-verse made sure every woman in it looked distinct from each other

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bonnie131313

A little over 8 years ago, a friend of mine, L (name redacted) was hit by her scum-bucket boyfriend.  It wasn’t the first time he’d hit her, but it was the first time he’d hit her in front of her best friend J. (name also redacted.)  J objected to the abuse, you might say she objected violently to the abuse (which is one of the reasons why the names are redacted even if the statute of limitations should be up.)

After scum-bucket had fled the scene, J decided that L needed some more support, so she called every women she knew.  Everyone available showed up to L’s apartment with weapons and booze.  Imagine if you will, around 30 women stuffed into a one-bedroom apartment comforting L and passing around the drinks when someone spots scum-bucket’s car pulling into the parking lot.

It was decided that a few ladies would stay in the apartment with L while the rest of us when downstairs to confront scum-bucket and prevent him from entering the building.

Now all of us ladies at that time happened to belong to the same theater group that specialized in swashbuckling plays, lots of sword fights and the like.  So, when I say we brought weapons, I mean we brought things like broadswords, battleaxes, crossbows, rapiers and like.

So, scum-bucket gets out of his car and starts walking across the parking lot only to spot 25 or so heavily armed women marching out of the building, raising their weapons and charging at him while screeching like furies.

Scum-bucket had a pretty good sense of self-preservation and the sight of us was inspiring.  He ran back to the car and peeled out of the parking light like the hounds of hell were at his heels and I suppose we were.

Anyhow, L never heard from him again.  Eventually, she and J started dating and they’ll have been married for 5 years next September.

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jaydenthorne

No. Hollywood has an older man problem.

this is so gross

I wish I could remember the name of the actress who went ballistic after being told that, at 35, she was too old to play the love interest for the 55-year-old lead.

It was Maggie Gyllenhall.  And I stand corrected, she was 37.

Source: vulture.com
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otherwindow

Paranormal entities like demons aren’t native to our reality, so I love monster designs where they look human but something’s clearly wrong: Jerky movements, fast twitching, floating off the floor, etc.

Concept: Demons who look just like humans but are clearly not:

  • Visually distorted even when up close.
  • Even if your vision is poor you can still see the demon far away even if everything else is blurred.
  • Shadows from the wrong light source.
  • Mimics your breathing and blinking.
  • Voice can be heard clearly no matter where the demon is.
  • Mouth not in sync with words. 
  • Somehow breathing while speaking, or not breathing at all. 
  • Features change every time you look away from them or blink. For example, a mole on the nose has moved to the forehead, or they’re suddenly taller/shorter than you. 
  • Subtle sounds like scratching an itch or cloth being rustled by movement is much louder than it should be, or makes no noise at all. 
  • Reflection/shadows are not matching. 
  • When asking other people what the demon’s doing right now, all accounts are different. 
  • Because demons aren’t from this world, anything they interact with becomes “wrong”. For example, doors that usually open from the outside now open from within, and ceilings being lower or much higher than physically possible.
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sirartwork

reblog for noises

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roachpatrol

the last 10,000 years of human history are justified by the fact we turned wolves into squeaky pompoms

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vastderp

Why are this person’s slippers fighting

Look at these grunting toasted marshmallows

little sausages

fave part of this video is full size fountain/waterfall this guy has installed in the livingroom

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my absolute FAVORITE activity is pausing jenna marbles videos to look at kermit’s weird fucking face

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A werewolf film written by a woman wouldn’t be as interesting because they know how unrealistic it is to be caught by surprise by something that happens regularly every damn month.

And then there’s that werewolf who goes three full moons without transforming, then transforms one night during a waxing crescent moon.

Now I’m imagining some on the werewolf form of the pill and having to regularly keep up their schedule and one werewolf telling another that they used to have such irregular changes but the pill now makes things so much easier and the other werewolves being like oh man I should talk to my doctor about this.

All i imagined is some poor fucker that’s like “you think you have it bad. I got my first change at 9 and change sporadically every 4 months or so. For 2 weeks. Sometimes it happens randomly so i just gave up.”

Why. Is this not a thing already. Why.

Wake up pissed and agitated with a headache and slam some aspirin with no real thought to the matter because it must just be a shit day. Halfway through the day they just “…oh shit that explains so much fuck fuck fuck”

Switch to a new kind of transformation control and spend the next three months awkwardly half wolfed-out

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