opposite of toxic masculinity. in this house we love and cherish warriormale.

when your son gets locked up

when your son escapes 

when your son comes home

mortician: *cutting my corpse open* *finds the “Hope You’re Having A Good Day My Hard Working Mortician :-)’ note i swallowed for them just before i died* what the fuck

This image told me to kill myself over shipping

isnt this that highschool murder game the fingers in his ass guy is from?

This post is a fucking two hit combo

i miss when hot topic was the goth store instead of the funko/ugly disney merch store with black walls 

Hey they’re getting out of 2007 just like everyone else in this hell hole

not to be melodramatic but 2007 was better than one second of this entire decade

how do you know if this decade has basically just started

it’s 2019

Tumblr blue through the years.

computer illiteracy pride flag

today is the only day you can reblog this ever

I HATE STIM INSTAGRAM

slime the hands are coming. oh my god it has airpods in. it can’t hear us. oh my god

youre cis? in 2019? grow up.

God i wish someone would sell me a haunted house. Ghosts aren’t real and I’d love to get a really nice house for like half the price that it should be. 

and if they are real you can fuck them.

This guy gets it!

WHY DOES THIS MAKE ME SO HAPPY EVERYTIME I SEE IT

this is like, the opposite of loss

gain.jpg

it really is though, dang.

I mean you can find patterns in anything if you really look but…

loss but played in a major key

the funniest character headcanons are feral, homophobic and tax evader i dont accept constructive criticism and you cant change my mind

hates the irish, fucks to survive, war criminal

alignment chart

she does not FUCK

i put new yellow shoelaces on my boots to show people i am Cool. I walk to my work full of old lady cashiers. “I like your shoelaces.” one of them says to me. I see my life flash before my eyes as this ancient test is presented before me

me, having to block this spectacularly named bot: