welcome to my lair

pookies dookies

my single contribution to the fandom.

Cause My Insides are Red

And Yours are Too

quick question: when will she ravish me.

also... the music. the little wet noises... so good...

King Laios

guy from cyberpunk or something...

This seems to be what I've learned.

reminder that digital piracy is completely and utterly morally correct. "you wouldn't download a car" yes i fucking would. goodnight.

just look at this little guy

the ghost of one specific homosexual cowboy regularly possesses Tumblr gays

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you’re at a low point:

If you were a fictional man right now, there would be *at least* ten people if not a large portion of the fanbase that would call you their wet beast poor little meow meow

Satanic manufacturing cannot appear in the realm of god

Bothering the beast

i support women's neutrals. i support when women just stand there and do nothing

(in a job interview) i guess if i had to say my one strength it would be skipping the ad break on a podcast episode on the first try. yeah there's no button i just guess the number of minutes and i'm always right. oh you meant like work strengths? none