This Is A Tuvok Fanclub

"who thinks of him most fondly?" "...i do." okay just kill me then. and then youre gonna look over at him all fondly. ok. fucking hell

Their premise is literally "if you die, i die" "if you die, i go insane" like do you get it?? Do you understand???

the dynamic

the red dwarf enjoyer experience

A family can be a man, a hologram of his dead bunkmate, a humanoid lifeform that evolved from his pet cat, an unstable sanitation mechanoid and a senile ship computer. And I think that's beautiful okay?

sometimes all a guy needs is an iced mocha, a bowl of sugared strawberries and old man yaoi.

Gazpacho soup is served cold

come join the red dwarf fandom!! we have

- catboy

- transfem computer

- multiple instances of canon mpreg

- men kissing

99% of "mysterious disappearances" esp of people in their 20s who start acting weird for 48 hours and then vanish are not mysterious, thats just when a lot of reality-obliterating mental illness tends to kick in and it's pretty easy to get a short circuit in your brain that makes you go family guy death pose in joshua tree national park. it's not any less tragic, it's just a documented phenomenon and not particularly predictable. its a big reason the medical advice is for people with a family history of schizophrenia to completely avoid weed and psychedelics. "people just go crazy sometimes" is a principle of human health that used to be a lot more accepted prior to the american midcentury and to a certain extent thats a healthier way to conceptualize and prepare for the risk, as opposed to the modern assertion that anyone acting weird is dangerous and broken forever.

you should have a rough outline of a plan for if any of your loved ones experiences psychosis, it really does happen a lot. UTIs can cause psychosis. taking drugs, even safe drugs, or prescription drugs, can cause psychosis. i was once prescribed a heavy regimen of vitamin D because i was deficient, but the doctor never told me to stop taking it, so i moved to california, stopped being deficient, and developed vitamin d toxicity with downstream hyperparathyroidism which triggered significant hypomania that was undetected and uncontrolled for yeeeeeeears. i just slowly got Weird and started making impulsive decisions based on slightly out-of-gamut beliefs. i drove cross country by myself to have a love affair. the love affair was real, the series of decisions leading to burning down my life in pursuit of it were based on not great brain function however. etc. you see what i mean. churchill mentioned depression being the "black dog who stalks us" (one reason for Churchgrim's multi-referential name) but theres another, stealthier dog called Insanity and it's closer to some people than others but man it sneaks up on you. every time i see one of those "guy gets weird and drives into the wilderness forever" missing persons stories i think "yeah i could totally pull that off"

“Hello from my house” - Alaa Shahwan from Gaza

Requested five (5) weeks of paid bereavement leave so I can mourn the passing of this dead beetle I found in the hallway.

When your dumbass gets fucking shot in the head

Giant Siphonophores really out here doing the most, and somehow also the least

Love to sea it

does anyone else feel like talking verbally is a quicktime event and you’re constantly missing the button cues

god, tex saying "they made me from their memories, and in their memories i kick their ass" fucking. holy shit. i could write a 2000 word essay about that right there by itself.

because that was what always felt so off about tex being a failure, because up until a certain point she really wasn't, no more than the reds and blues were. but she was still better than them!!!

and that's why the "meta" is destroyed, because they remembered her as that. not as a failure, but as a fucking badass.

everyone get unemployed. i will provide for us.

I love how safe everyone in the comments feels about being entirely dependant on a potentially psychopathic benefactor 😁

im nice…..

He’s literally nice