go for the throat.

THATS CONK CREET BABEY

Patiently waiting for bird videos to be invented. Photo from my collection, 1956.

sometimes the moral of the story really is just "you cannot go back and what happened to you is going to be with you for the rest of your life. but it's still going to be okay" huh

Y'know, if a formerly well-behaved straight A student suddenly starts almost not passing their classes and crying all the time and getting into trouble, maybe the default conclusion from every authority figure should not be that they are lazy and simply need to pull themselves together. Maybe instead you should give them stimulants or HRT or let them kill their parents and see if one of those three things resolves the issue.

i’ll krill you. you won’t resprawn. shrimpleton

What could he possibly Fucking want.

These are not “childbearing hips” they’re made for holding up the weight of my gigantic strap

tuck her in thursday

BIG LOVE! BIG CHALLENGES!

i'm not a shoplifter but i believe in their beliefs

we appreciate your support

i mean they

The Aristotle of our times

hey if we’re mutuals you can literally interact w me whenever. send me whatever u want i will probably be very excited