Werewolf boyfriend

a toxic dad in a tv show: *cries and shows vulnerability, in order to evoke sympathy*

me, unfazed: die

She has a lot to say

I think I’m going to think about this youtube comment forever

you bottle Miette??

You crush Miette like the grape?

Oh! Barrel for mother!

Barrel for mother for 15 years!

I have to say that “warm gentle glow emanating from the shell of a turtle” is without a doubt my favorite genre of lamp

[ID: Lamps shaped like turtles in a variety of colors, edited onto a plain white background. End ID]

A fun-loving flying fox bat with plumeria; toned lineart commission for Kaitlyn

The cis are wild

Cis people are blinded by imaginary gender barriers

"i cant watch shows about fantasy kingdoms without thinking about how they should be abolishing the monarchy" that my friend sounds like a skill issue

if im watching the lord of the rings extended edition i am a monarchist for 682 minutes

Lil guy

I love how all of the Batman villains are like “ah he’s not at the manor, it’s defenseless! and then alfred just racks an AK-47 and is like pull up bitch

Batman’s Villains: The butler will be easy prey!

He’s just an old man…he doesn’t have any of the Batman’s gadgets or training or fighting skills!

Alfred: Oh my you’re right

There’s something else of Master Bruce’s I don’t have as well

(Cocks a shotgun) A CODE AGAINST KILLING

Batman’s Villains: Wayne isn’t here to save you old man!

Alfred:

Alfred is the original “Call an ambulance — but not for me”

@dragonpuppies I spent way too long on this

Bruce: I have a code.

Alfred: And I have a gun.

Bruce: time to remove the guns.

Alfred: good fucking luck.

I’ve peer reviewed @ebonyheartnet’s addition and found that it deserves a reblog.

This is how we’ve written him in the past. And with so much pleasure. :)

"Elk Centaur" by Francois Lelong

Stevens Point Sculpture Park, Wisconsin, USA

Aaa!