Mizpah

“Range Life” by Jordan Bolton

Part of Scenes from Imagined Films Issue #1, available on Etsy

Just a wee Percy doodle to celebrate the casting announcement 💙

Is a title even needed

< gasps softly

tiny friend

What’s the opposite of absolute unit?

An absolute mote, maybe?

The reason I'm friends with conservatives more often than leftists is because conservatives don't dox me or wish for me to die for just having a basic ass disagreement over the simplest shit.

a kaz portrait i’ll never finish

We really don’t talk enough about how Artoo went into the desert to find Obi-Wan because no kid would be stupid enough to follow him into Tusken territory and then this kid chases him down and gets beaten up and his unconscious body is dragged back to his landspeeder and Artoo looked down and went “This one. This one knows how to have a good time.”

#he’d had adventures but really all those rebels were too cautious for him#he’d served Anakin Skywalker there was just no coming back#and then there’s this nerdy kid who kinda sorta reminds him of that guy#and then Obi-Wan says “your father wanted you to have this” and pulls out ANAKIN’S KRIFFING LIGHTSABER#and Artoo just EXPLODES because NO WAY THIS IS THAT KID??!#and he cross-references his old memory banks and THERE’S PADME NAMING THE KID “LUKE” THIS IS THE KID#THE WHOLE TIME HE WAS TRYING TO RUN AWAY FROM ANAKIN’S SON#NO WONDER HE COULDN’T ESCAPE#also no wonder he could fool this idiot to take off the restraining bolt#HAPPY DAYS ARE HERE AGAIN#and he was ride or die forever#and about two days later he DID die#but he got better#so really WOW this guy IS the best#artoo detoo

Important reminder that R2 remembers everything from the prequels, it was only C3-PO that had his memory erased

So R2 is 100% just not saying anything because he wants to see some fuckin Space Drama

Obi Wan: Your father was…killed…by a Sith named Darth Vader

R2: WHY THE FUCK U LYING

WHY U ALWAYS LYING

MMMMMMM

OH MY GOD

STOP FUCKIN LYING

Luke: I’mma become a great Jedi just like my father

R2: OMFG KID WHEN U FIND OUT THE TRUTH UR IN FOR SOME FUCKERY 

Leia: (Full on makes out with Luke)

R2: OH SHIT

OH SHIT WELL THIS MOMENTS GOING TO BE AWKWARD LATER

AND I CANNOT WAIT

R2-D2

Adorable little space robit that lives on chaos and is powered by Causing Problems On Purpose

Casual reminder that R2 also swears like a fuckin’ space sailor, canonically. He’s been reprimanded in both A New Hope and Last Jedi for cussing. He hasn’t seen Luke in years in TLJ and you know he was all WHERE THE FUCK YOU BEEN MAN HOLY SHIT as soon as Luke gets in his field of vision.

New Girl but it’s just Nick Miller memes

Bad

[INTENSE FLUTE NOISES IN THE BACKGROUND]

In the end they both choose each other I-

I'm crying don't look at me-

They're together again hggghhhhhgghhhhhhhggghh I can't

A moment in space.

Probably my favourite piece yet. Follow me on Instagram.

Haven’t seen TBOBF finale yet, but I hope these two reunite.

#PROTECTIVE DAD MODE