STEVE HARRINGTON: CHEESY VALENTINES DAY CARDS

Would love to see internet ppl stop quoting that "reject modernity, embrace tradition" thing as if it's some silly meme-able phrase and not an alt-right/fascist dogwhistle. Like it's barely even a dogwhistle it's pretty damn obvious what it's about when you think abt it for more than 5 seconds. Anyways cut that shit out

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anarmel

this goes out to like a thousand steddie hurt/comfort fics about nightmares

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lesbianralzarek

tumblr guide for new users:

1) there is only one algorithm for your dashboard, and you can turn it off in settings. can't stress this enough. if you turn it off, your dashboard is in chronological order of posts and reblogs from people you follow

2) because of the lack of algorithm, likes do nothing. if you want more people to see a post, you have to reblog it so it goes on your follower's dashes

3) the vast majority of posts on a person's blog tend to be reblogs. think 90% or so. some of those will have that person commenting on it, and more will have tags

4) comments stay on reblog chains, while tags only show up on your reblog of that post. it's kind of like a whisper voice. in either case, both op and the person you reblogged from see that in their notifications

5) tags don't go in the body of the post. writing "staying in #lasvegas" won't make it appear in the las vegas tag, it'll just look weird

6) it's totally normal to reblog and post multiple things in one day. it's normal to reblog the same post twice in a row. it's normal to have 100 posts+reblogs in a day. post limit (the total number of original posts and reblogs) for a single day is 250. you heard me. 250. go hog fucking wild

7) it defaults to having a visible likes tab on your blog (but only on your blog, not the dashboard) but most people toggle it off

8) "tumblr clout" is a fucking joke. no one can see your follower count, and no one makes money here. there are no influencers. enjoy not giving a shit about maintaining a public persona. it's all anonymous and your employers won't find you here

lesbianralzarek

got an influx of new users from twitter following me so im circulating this again if anyone needs it

#useful shit

mallorylrc

So, tomorrow I finally get to set up my new screens that replaced my busted ones for my computer, so I’m overhauling this blog’s look over the weekend.

Also hi new followers from the Great Twitter Migration, glad to have you here ❤️

mallorylrc

Well well well, if it isn’t my old nemesis…

Hello Tumblr, it’s me, ya boi. It’s been a while, huh? After the whole crackdown, I sort of jumped ship with a bunch of folks, but now that the muskrat is taking over the bird app, I felt compelled to return.

I almost made a new blog completely. I’m debating deleting a lot of stuff on here, and I may just clean it up a bit. But mostly the appearance. All the cringe? Oh, I’m keeping it. It’s here to stay.

I have grown and changed immensely as a person since my last visit to this hellsite. It’s been almost 5 years. I’m 30 years old, I’m MARRIED, and I’ve traveled and lived all over. I am worldly and medicated. I have two cats, and both my buns that I cherished dearly have passed on. That’s a story for another day, as it’s long winded and sad. I am spiritually more in tune, and I have even more to learn. Irl friends that were featured heavily here have come and gone, and I have both grieved and learned from those relationships. I’ve discovered gender and my lack of it, and I have drawn boundaries for myself that I never thought possible. Growth is nuanced and sometimes incredibly difficult, but so worth it.

So, to all my past mutuals, hi again. Glad to be back. To my new mutuals migrated from Twitter? Hi! Enjoy looking back on my college years. It was fucking wild and weird. Enjoy.

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The most beautiful thing you will look today

3 years it took this girl to turn this piece of truck garbage into her home and it was beautiful. 😍😮 Have a good trip!

Source: trasemc

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acerotiburon

Sing me the song of your people SOUP! meow! Sing me the song of your friends SOUP! meow! Sing me a song for the good times SOUP! meow! Sing me a song, a song. HEY SOUP! meeeeoooow!

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segimaru

Can’t take chances

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mousegirl-cheerleader

It was the bestpacito of times, it was the worstpacito of times…

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ameliaglitter

I saw this and thought of @fleamontpotter.

justicewitch

OP HOW CAN YOU NOT ADD THE BEST PART OF THIS TWEET THREAD

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chrishemswortth

#connor does what connor wants

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tsunderehank

|| I AM SCREAMING I FUCKING LOVE THIS

#IM ANGRY #WHY ISNT THIS REAL #I NEED MORE

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historical-nonfiction

Bugs Bunny accidentally transformed the word nimrod into a synonym for idiot because nobody got a joke where he sarcastically compared Elmer Fudd to the Biblical figure Nimrod, a mighty hunter.

omegajako

Etymology is ridiculous and terrifying sometimes

garbage-empress

Bugs Bunny is more powerful than God

He also solidified the idea of rabbits loving carrots when carrots actually carry very little nutritional value for rabbits. The funniest part of that is that the original joke was a reference to a Clark Gable film where Gable munches on a carrot, it was never meant to imply that rabbits love carrots. The Clark Gable reference would’ve been obvious to audiences in the 40s but it has been pretty much lost to time.

Bugs Bunny has too much power and should be feared.

Source: dailywritingtips.com