home of the scrotisserie chicken

trauma doesnt make you funnier like all those twitter posts say. it's actually IBS and other gastrointestinal problems that make one funny

fellows you all wish you were me

gold deck. im inside the stack im one with the cards

no therapy no counseling only me and the deck

nothing but cards in this sauce im lost in

swimming in chips bro

they forget that im him

grinding the tro every day of my life no signs of stopping

Look for the girl with the broken smile

Look for the girl with the broken smile

Look for the girl with the broken smile

Look for the girl with the broken smile

Look for the girl with the broken smile

Look for the girl with the broken smile

Look for the girl with the broken smile

Look for the girl with the broken smile

Look for the girl with the broken smile

fellows you all wish you were me

gold deck. im inside the stack im one with the cards

no therapy no counseling only me and the deck

nothing but cards in this sauce im lost in

swimming in chips bro

they forget that im him

Look for the girl with the broken smile

well folks, it happened. my dick fell clean off of my mons pubis and into da donation plate. when i tried to discreetly slip it back into my pocket, a small bird swooped by and swiftly collected it in its beak. while the camera was following close behind him, the seasons change but he remains in the center of the shot.

Look for the girl with the broken smile

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Look for the girl with the broken smile