A Gay Duck With Too Many Fandoms

Teach your children how to deal with emotions in a constructive way. I wish I had done this with my children.

when people are like “the hunger games just stole the plot of battle royale” like listen everything steals from the plot of everything the lion king is just furry hamlet westworld is jurassic park but sexier lost is edgy gilligan’s island there are no original stories and the only good piece of media is jennifer’s body

Michael crichton wrote westworld and jurassic park tho so he just pirated himself

michael crichton keeps TRYING to tell y’all about the evils of capitalism impeding on the progress of science when will y’all LISTEN

Maybe he just doesn’t like theme parks

michael crichton in line for a roller coaster at six flags: fuck this

Jesus Christ, that’s the height at which every rollercoaster and dark ride is a decapitation threat

how am I ever supposed to leave tumblr when it takes me on journeys like this

Came Back Wrong from the gocey store

forgot something

my oanges

it sure fucking is buddy

[Image ID: a hazard sign with the inside of the warning triangle scorched. The remaining text on the sign says “This is a Area” end ID]

protip: put an identifier for the website somewhere in the password (eg: ThisIsMyTumblrPassword2024!)

that way when you eventually get breached you know who fucked up

insane how people think i can just do things. "can you mail me this?" and get killed by the post office desk workers?????!!!?

For added context, people who don’t remember the 1980s, there were a serious of deadly shootings carried out by postal workers against their coworkers.

It was mostly covered by the media as a joke, as I recall.

post office scary

THIS WAS AN ACTUAL POST BY THE POKEMON COMPANY. 

don’t click off after it hurts you, please

I want to scour every season of DW to find all the Dalek Perspective shots, they make me go hee hoo teehee

he keeps doing things

this is sending me

NO WAY

an here’s another poll that’s just normal curiosity.

You can give your reasoning if you want to.

-Mod Fig

South Carolina followers: free green beans on I-95!

Source

Dear god please let housing become affordable here and please make this force the thousands of sitting-duck properties re-enter the market at drastically reduced prices for native families to be able to purchase and then live in their homeland 😭 kū kia‘i ‘āina

YES I'M GAY:

faGgot

dykAe (the a is silent)

trannY

i may be stupid

you shut your whore mouth

i won’t hesitate bitch

stop being mean to me

when this post hits 69420 im turning off reblogs

YES I MISSED THE DEADLINE everyone shut up. on april 20 reblogs are going off for realsies this time. cash in while you can

Readers have context you may want to know: It is May 3.

Pick LITERALLY any other picture for cillian murphy I beg

he's on the case

my friend events this week: