Way too funny not to share

manifesting

The Dichotomy.

Tumblr Code.

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

good god this just crossed my dash in the year of our lord 2023

I LIKE YOUR SHOELACES??? IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2024??

Let’s take it to 4 million, folks!

almost there!

TO 4 MILLION!!!!!!!!!

THE ORIGINAL SHOELACES POST?? ON MY DASH IN 2024??

POV you’re NSH’s overseer making a mad dash back to report the most shocking jaw dropping information you’ve found but then you look back at the photo you took and you realize the biggest slugcat you’ve ever seen is blocking 90% of it

So I have this headcanon about Larry...

Being in Hell is Fine Actually

So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????

I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.

Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?

Saw a sharp increase in my follower count after posting this. The legitimacy of it is driving me nuts so I also feel the need to say that you can follow anyone on here regardless of whether you’ve interacted with them or not. People like the above mentioned blog are exceptions. Perhaps they themselves think they aren’t and therefore will act like they aren’t, but they are, trust me.

Just follow anyone you wanna follow. The worst thing that can happen is maybe getting soft-blocked by the other person, but if they do soft-block you, then they were never that worth following in the first place.

wow. really hope this isn't actually a norm taking hold with new users! this isn't facebook, you don't need to know people before following them

this is the '10 year mutuals you've never spoken to once' site

weeeee off the strings

I liked this animation so much that I downloaded the gif and played it in slow motion for ~10 minutes

fucking love when I'm on a call with someone and they start to do a little errand or go somewhere else and they say "and you're coming with me" like. absolutely I am let's go on an adventure I've been spirited away

“You wanted to dance correct? Then dance coward”

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Thought I’d drew Lunar Moon w her new design (I still got to do the others but shh) Honestly excited to start up this AU again, especially since it’s gonna be the combination of the Chaos AU. I just need to stop procrastinating lmao.

And I see you guys in my inbox, y’all are crazy XD

Not to tell anyone in a horror story what to do, but:

Forests are normally loud.

They're full of life. There's endless animals that live there. They make noises. Lots of them.

If you ever are in a forest and it's quiet, that's not right. That means something is very wrong. You should probably either be similarly quiet until you can figure out what's going on, or you should get out of there very quickly.

Even when it’s quiet there’s the rustling of the trees in the wind.

That being said, if you're used to the forest... you will not notice it. Just like how a city person probably won't acknowledge how loud it is to hear cars driving on the highway in the distance, or how most people aren't always aware of the sound of their fridge humming or something. It's background noise. It's normal. A quiet forest is normal; that just means there's no unusual noises, everything's faded into the background.

A silent forest is when you need to start hauling ass.

Yeah. A silent forest is the natural world's equivalent of an air raid siren.

this isnt even a joke. many animals (birds in particular) will get quiet when theres a predator nearby. even in animals with alarm/threat calls, because the natural first step is to avoid the big scary thing.

if you hear the forest go quiet, there is something hungry near you.

now, that could be a raptor bird species like an eagle or hawk, and that isnt your problem. but theres also stuff like mountain lions. ambush predators WILL CHASE YOU IF YOU RUN. walk, look big and strong, do not turn your back on the threat, and pray to whatever god you believe in.

also maybe dont hike alone. someone should really know where you are anyway no matter if its the woods or the city, humans have pack-bonding instincts for a reason.

Exactly! The best possibility when a forest goes silent is that everything is scared of something that isn't a danger to you, but you have no way to know that. Maybe it's just a big bird... Or maybe it's something that can eat your entire ass. You don't want to take that chance. You need to consider yourself to be in danger, and get out of there while keeping your eyes peeled for whatever might have caused the silence.

And this is equally true if you're in a horror story where there's ghosts and monsters or if you're just taking a nice hike. A silent forest is wrong, it's everything going "oh shit, hide!" and you should listen.

This post makes my country boy ass happy. I'm just glad a bunch of someones said it.

Someone has to keep these city slickers from getting eaten by a bobcat or vengeful lake ghost!

Or a mountain lion.

Of which I was like, "No, why am I creep--it's quiet. Oh, fuck, turn around, let's go, let's go."

young artist posting your work online, heed my warning. im holding your face so gently in my hands, you have to stop caring about numbers right now and start caring about making the weirdest and most self-indulgent art you possibly can

STOP listening to the demon of capitalism and START listening to the angel of hedonism, i love you i believe in you keep making what you love forever ok?

This post is so fucking old–the old anon icon? Non-rebloggable asks? The gray bar at the bottom? Truly a relic

people are still reblogging it. incredible. love u all

"This person has a secret onlyfans!" "This artist does NSFW commissions!" "This author writes porn on the side!" I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.

I never uploaded my updated Jimmy Neutron designs! I think it’d be funny if a modern JN reboot had at 2000s aesthetic both animation-wise and also for the look of Retroville and its citizens fashion

My friend Eric did an animation using these designs! It came out SO GOOD