Mia

Made the worst brownies ever created just now

Chat where did I go wrong

the reviews are in

everytime dungeon meshi focuses on characters outside of the touden party you can really feel the looming horror of the dungeon,, only the touden party is having a silly fun time by virtue of eating the horrors

i love latvia. with latvian flag and latvian shape.

I don’t think the Jurassic World movie is actually all that bad but I do think that someone as arrogant as Owen Grady would have gotten their ass eaten in the original films

Wait-

You would just come on here and hex me like this????

so i put my hands up theyre playing my song the evil skull flies away

i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday

"sexualizing or fantasizing about real people is bad" is still my favorite tumblr opinion

this might've been twitter but i'd like to remind everyone of the subsequent 400 IQ take, "you should ask people for consent before masturbating to the thought of them"

WHAT

i think i saw that tweet actually! they said specifically that witchy and spiritual people KNOW you're getting off to them and you should ask first lmao. if that's not projecting idk what is

this is making my brain short circuit

No. Yes we do know, i receive nasty disturbing visions out of nowhere and when i walk past them again i instantly know as well as them from their facial language. but if they are hot then yes i enjoy it and its not really bad but You Should At Least Ask Psychic Permission beforehand please.....

i would love to study you

I mean from a witchy perspective, if you know someone has fantasised about you just from walking past them, then that's your fault for not erecting proper psychic wards. It's not some random stranger's responsibility to deal with you projecting your psyche everywhere

how did this post turn into this what the fuck is happening

[We pass each other on the street and my overwhelming psychic power smashes your wards like an egg. You are unable to resist my erotic fantasies about the canadian supreme court.]

sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me

Just checking.... We all pronounce Miette like My-TAY in our heads, right?

It's "mne-eeh-t." "Mne-eht" said with that soft tongue on the upper palette French sound or "mee-yet". I put the "n" because the pretty tongue roll on the "y" kinda sounds "n"-like to me.

I've been saying it Mee-yet in my head. Like the French word for "crumb."

Me: I hate gossip

Also me:

Shrimp hell real

🦐: “THIS is the Bad Place!”

SHRIMP. HELL. NOW!!

good and bad

is it just me or does the way people treat like "dopamine" and "serotonin" in modern pop psych context read exactly like balancing the humors

Ah the four humors: dopamine, serotonin, cortisol, and adrenaline

Hellppp some transphobe found my posts about getting surgery and is yelling in my asks about how I mutilated my ‘perfect feminine body’ . I got my wisdom teeth removed.

[The divine feminine] is stored in the [wisdom teeth]