Anonymous asked:
Now doesn’t seem the time to be so unpatriotic? America has its problems but it’s not all bad.
Whatever I’ve done to make you think I’m American, it was a mistake.
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okay do i change the ao3 name to this. i think yes.
"You last changed your user name on January 24, 2012 14:38." ohhhhh boy that's when I signed up!! what!!
rip to secondstarontheleft towers, we are now deweydecibelsystem inc.
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okay do i change the ao3 name to this. i think yes.
"You last changed your user name on January 24, 2012 14:38." ohhhhh boy that's when I signed up!! what!!
okay do i change the ao3 name to this. i think yes.
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rules of betrayal by clovis_unleashed
Fandom: Silmarillion Characters: Curufin, Curufin's Wife, Finrod & Amarie (more to come) Relationships: Curufin/Curufin's Wife, Finrod/Amarie (more to come) Tags: Gangbang, Double Entendre, Irony, Daddy Issues, Extremely Dubious Consent, unsafe insane & barely consensual, elf sex metaphysics, Dead Dove Do Not Eat Summary: Finrod attempts an experiment in the name of scientific, Noldorin curiosity about sex, the elf and spiritual enlightenment. It does not go as planned. AKA the sex maths gangbang.
Excerpt:
“Amanyë,” Findaráto said reproachfully. “Curvo, you do remember that you and Amanyë agreed to test whether transcendence is achieved through the surfeit of pleasure through one long dance, or many dances at once, don’t you?” Curufin watched in morbid fascination as the telltale flush crept up his cousin’s ears once more. For someone who’d once been caught going to town on a hapless cherry pie, Findaráto really was extraordinarily prudish. “You also disagreed,” Findaráto continued, “on whether it's better to play murderer or victim in the dance.” Curufin’s head was starting to hurt again. He turned helplessly to his wife to make sense of the entangled metaphors. “Sex, dear,” Amanyë said, helpfully. There was a mischievous light in her eyes that spelled certain danger. “We disagreed on whether it’s better to penetrate or to be penetrated. And also on whether you or I could fuck more.”
LOVE the new url very nice 😁❤️
Aah thank you!! Sometimes it IS the wise course to follow a whim!
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I changed my StoryGraph name and it’s making me laugh so much that I’m considering changing my url to match. And also maybe my ig handle.
When did I last change my url?? Who knows.
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I changed my StoryGraph name and it’s making me laugh so much that I’m considering changing my url to match. And also maybe my ig handle.
Met was underwhelming wasn’t it
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I saw a ‘what are you getting from the ice cream truck’ poll but it was very American, so British version!
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btw! I was made aware that many people don't know that we're boycotting Eurovision this year, so.
we are boycotting Eurovision, as per BDS guidelines.
don't watch the stream, don't engage with the videos, don't post it about it on social media using hashtags that are going to trend. whatever you're getting from the show isn't worth it
I think it’s coming from working in the library but I am very much looking at my bookcases like “hmm. Do I need to keep all of these?” because I could pass them on! I could do that!
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Thought of the day: wouldn't it be funny if a very tired (and probably a bit depressive) reborn!Celebrimbor had to hide Sauron's broken spirit in his home in a post-LotR/Valinor au? °__°
This was too funny to not draw.
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Okay let’s all join hands and pray that for the first time ever, I don’t fuck up burger making. Come on now. Hands in.
Added fun: I’ve never cooked with nutritional yeast before but I’m trying out dairy free to see if it helps Mine Guts so like. This’ll be fine. It’ll be fine! Haha. Yep.
Okay they’re a little bland because I was over cautious with the seasoning but. They absolute held up and the texture is great. So that’s
lamb burgers ✅
next up will be turkey burgers!
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Okay let’s all join hands and pray that for the first time ever, I don’t fuck up burger making. Come on now. Hands in.
Added fun: I’ve never cooked with nutritional yeast before but I’m trying out dairy free to see if it helps Mine Guts so like. This’ll be fine. It’ll be fine! Haha. Yep.
Okay let’s all join hands and pray that for the first time ever, I don’t fuck up burger making. Come on now. Hands in.
Can’t recommend living at home with your parents enough, today my mother has
A) given out to me for not going out and doing something fun for the bank holiday, she has a bunch of things she wants to do alone around the house!
and then also
B) gotten mad at me for not doing the things she wanted to do alone around the house for her!
It’s a great time!!