He stick he leggy out real far

by KAREN JERZYK

harassment on public transportation

A bus seat?

PERRY THE BUS SEAT?!

ask not for whom the mackerel mackles

BOUND (1996)

MOVIE REC ASK GAME: 8. A FILM FROM THE YEAR YOU WERE BORN ↳ asked by Anonymous

So I think I forgot to post about it here but I'm knitting my own wedding dress.

Announcement

Leonora Carrington, Who Art Thou, White Face, 1959

The Saint Paul Globe, Minnesota, July 10, 1887

in 40 years there will be a historical doctor who episode where they go to the glasgow willy wonka experience and find out The Unknown wasn't an actor at all

They'll take roald dahl there just like how they took van gogh to the museum

you bottle Miette??

You crush Miette like the grape?

brick up mother in basement for ONE THOUSAND YEARS

The Cask of Miettellado

Just checking.... We all pronounce Miette like My-TAY in our heads, right?

It's "mne-eeh-t." "Mne-eht" said with that soft tongue on the upper palette French sound or "mee-yet". I put the "n" because the pretty tongue roll on the "y" kinda sounds "n"-like to me.

I've been saying it Mee-yet in my head. Like the French word for "crumb."

Story time. I was looking for these at the hardware store not too terribly long ago and didn't know what they were called. When a sales associate asked me if I needed help, I said I was looking for the drunk octopus hooks and held up my fists in a boxing pose.

She knew exactly what I was talking about, though.

Twelfth Night Google searches

Sir Toby and Sir Andrew: How to gaslight prank your pompous housemate