if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people

he literally did in the fourth one when he's asked if he likes cars more than women

If you asked if he was cool with trans people, he'd probably say "sometimes, aftermarket parts are the only way to get the vehicle you really want. Everyone should have the right to hot rod."

pov you are about to read the worst opinion in your entire life

gaming elf

practice piece

What the everliving hell?

Your not friendly reminder that cops stole more monetary value then all burglaries in 2020, and that is only dwarfed by time theft by American businesses.

I was talking to my roommate about this just tonight. In 2002 I had $34 stolen out of my suitcase by TSA.

Not much compared to $100k, you might say, and you’re correct. But you know what made this so fucking low, and why I’m still mad about it?

Also in that suitcase was my Girl Scout vest. And my stuff for summer camp, like kids’ sunscreen and kid-sized wading shoes. And a stuffed animal.

It would have been blatantly obvious they were stealing FROM A CHILD. I’d done extra chores for a month to earn that money so I could buy stuff from the camp store. It’s not much in whole amounts, but it was a lot when I was twelve, and that was MY life savings.

They literally do not care who you are. They’ll steal the pennies off a dead man’s eyes.

You should always assume that cops are also criminals. It's why they need to be given body cams and other surveillance measures.

starting a collection

3 AM izutzoomies

The way this cat goes into its cup

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This video is so sweet to me. The way its taped down because they clearly love their cup and use it so often that their owner made sure it was nice and sturdy for them. The contentedness of the kitty within the cup. The pure cuteness of the cat itself. Thats a cute ass cat.

You ever just like someone so much you wanna text them “hi do you like mini wheats ? Cause the maple flavour is really good” but you can’t text them that … you almost can’t text them at all

the saddest part? they no longer make that flavor of mini wheats :(

can we stop promoting the idea that nature has to look beautiful to be good?

@blushedfemme I found it for you lol

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