When I'm sitting at my desk and then remember that I haven't had a snack in a while
When my doctor asks if I exercise regularly
When I see someone I know in public but don’t want to do the stop-and-chat
When I get a runny nose
When I find out my friend has never seen my favorite show
When I order something online but it won't get here for a few days
Me at the end of a long work week
When I haven’t talked to my best friend in a while and we finally start catching up
Thinking of more points I should have made in an argument I had earlier
Whenever I see a puppy
Playing sports
Some people:
Me:
When my boss is actually nice to me
Waking up on the weekend
That one person who can’t finish a joke without laughing really hard the whole time
When I haven't slept in days and someone tells me I look tired
When I’m trying to get my friend to like a song as much as I do
