let’s boogie

jmart as that one sleepwear meme,,

hey, don’t cry. one half flour one half yogurt knead into dough and fry for easy flatbread and dip in balsamic vinegar, okay?

After three batches, my findings so far:

I’m gonna be eating these for a month

This actually works?? Two-ingredient bread??

I gotta try it.

That's...naan.

That's naan?

*runs to Google*

HOLY SHIT THAT IS NAAN! HOW DID I NOT KNOW NAAN WAS THAT EASY TO MAKE?

Further Americanisms that tell you to check on your American:

been better = in hell

doin’ alright = sad, needs hug

pretty great! = genuine actual baseline. Anything else ranks beneath this. Be Aware.

I’m here, ain’t I? = Defcon 5

Because someone asked, indications that an American is actually Having A Good Day include:

"Livin' the Dream!" - actively daydreaming about swandiving into a woodchipper

Hey so JK Rowling went full mask off and is advertising an explicitly terf store now.. Also sure is weird how TERF talking points usually consistently leave trans men out of these conversations and usually always direct their hateful rhetoric toward trans women.

Oh, no. They didn’t leave trans men out of the conversation, take a look at this bad boy! 

GROSS WTF I must have missed this one, and I’m sorry for not including this in the original post jfc this is so nasty and hateful

Fuck JK Rowling. What a pathetic person.

She’s insanely pathetic and just keeps doubling down on this shit. She literally refuses “ to forgive” the trio of hp actors;(who didn’t even apologize nor ask for forgiveness in the first place) instead the trio actively speaks up in support of trans people.

So fuck off jkr~

Just a reminder what sort of person you support with your official HP merch. None of the people who accept my existence as a human being get a dime. All you’re supporting is a TERF.

saint senshi patron of cooking a good meal for yourself

Continue✨ Keep going✨

Thank you, lady 🤗

The Nigerian accent. God. She reminds me of home...

Always grateful when this makes the rounds

THANK U!! ;DDDD!! ❤️❤️

not to be a history fucker on main but the whole mystery of the lost colony of roanoke is so fucking funny

governor of the colony: hey I’m gonna go back to england to get more supplies

115 colonists: okay

governor: ends up spending 3 years in england bc of a naval war with spain or some shit

governor: gets back to the colony to find everyone gone

governer: sees the word “croatoan”, the name of a native american tribe, carved into a post

croatoan tribe: has members and children with blonde hair/blue eyes, pale skin

everyone: what could have happened to the colonists of roanoke

hi! op here. I’m fucking hyperventilating

this isn't me doing a bit btw but people really want to talk about "transgender milfs" and then treat trans women/fems who genuinely want to get pregnant and be mothers like shit.

like it's a really rough experience feeling that alienated from your body and desires and the amount of hostility towards literally just wishing you could be a mother in a specific way and being upset that you can't is really fucked. everyone is so fucking hostile and weird about bodily autonomy including wanting to have a kid.

like people act like transfems are delusional for wishing they could have kids and society treats the idea transfem uterus transplants as either a laughable joke or a disgusting perversion. like fuck, be nicer. treat them right.

the next person to interrupt a transfem wishing they could bear children to lecture them on how awful pregnancy is and how they'd obviously never understand that because of their body and they're actually just reinforcing gender stereotypes and patriarchy is getting actually killed. sorry, but die.

also if someone is upset they have to go through medication or procedures that sterilise them to get their gender recognised where they live and you go "uh why would you even want to have kids? that'd make me so dysphoric" you're also getting killed.

realizing that sticking to the "do it bad" "do it scared" mentality implies theres also a "do it bored"

well. did it bored 👍

DO IT SCARED. DO IT BAD. DO IT BORED. DO IT HALFWAY. DO IT WRONG. DO IT EMBARRASSED. DO IT UGLY. DO IT LATE. DO IT DIFFERENT. but by god do it <3!!

Guys gals non binary pals I tried so fuckin hard to find this and finally here it is

is it queer to use a different language than english?

Oui

Sí

Ja.

Tak.

lon

نعم

はい

ydy

כן

Да.

Da.

opo

हाँ

sic

universities going to great lengths to let everyone know that they “don’t tolerate hate speech” at these encampments is just as sickening as them sending out all these “mental health resources” during this “difficult time.” going to student encampments and protests are the only actual time I feel safe on campus as a trans person. I have never seen a larger gathering of lgbtq people on campus than at these protests. all the transphobic harassment and outting and violence I have faced at university has been at the hands of white supremacist students and conservative professors and uncaring provosts and deans and lawyers. I have probably had meetings with every front-facing legal and administrative representative of my university because of the transphobic harassment I’ve faced and literally none of it has been at the hands of Palestinian or Muslim students. Nazis roam campuses free and proud and university administrators are openly approving of that fact and I know that because they’ve literally told me that to my face lol. “we don’t tolerate hate speech” fuck off and die. I know who my enemies are

universities going to great lengths to let everyone know that they “don’t tolerate hate speech” at these encampments is just as sickening as them sending out all these “mental health resources” during this “difficult time.” going to student encampments and protests are the only actual time I feel safe on campus as a trans person. I have never seen a larger gathering of lgbtq people on campus than at these protests. all the transphobic harassment and outting and violence I have faced at university has been at the hands of white supremacist students and conservative professors and uncaring provosts and deans and lawyers. I have probably had meetings with every front-facing legal and administrative representative of my university because of the transphobic harassment I’ve faced and literally none of it has been at the hands of Palestinian or Muslim students. Nazis roam campuses free and proud and university administrators are openly approving of that fact and I know that because they’ve literally told me that to my face lol. “we don’t tolerate hate speech” fuck off and die. I know who my enemies are

I'm sorry I keep posting my tiktok comments but please. What does this mean. What do people THINK shipping is for anymore???

ok ok jmart kiss today<33

newbie fic authors, shooting themselves in the foot: This fic is bad haha I suck at writing lol I am being mean to myself in the hopes that you will be nice to me but actually am dissuading anyone from even clicking on my fic because all I have done to advertise it is tell you why you shouldn't read it

me: I am King Big Dick of Fanfic Mountain and I have arrived in your fandom with the Express Intention of writing my Very Favorite Fics, which I will generously allow you to read. You're welcome.

@latte-cucumber this is such you energy I can’t even 😭🫶 /pos 👏