What Happened Last Night? Texts | Starter Meme (Some are slight NSFW)
[text]: No more alcohol for you. You do crazy shit when you're drunk.
[text]: Please remind me why all my lampshades are scattered on the driveway.
[text]: I woke up to next to some random naked chick today. Should I be worried?
[text]: Did you really try to fuck your sister while drunk? She told me you kept hitting on her. All. Night.
[text]: WHAT THE FUCK THERE IS FOOD ALL OVER THE FLOOR AND IT SMELLS LIKE CHEAP BEER IN HERE
[text]: Your friend is still asleep. At my house. With no pants on. Come get him NOW.
[text]: Your brother wanted to me to tell you he's kicking you out of the house cause of the mess you made. I told you it was a bad idea, but nope. You didn't listen.
[text]: My pool is now officially 1% beer. Thanks dipshit. Now I can't invite the neighbors for a BBQ.
[text]: Get up from bed now. The house is a goddamn mess and it'll take me days to finish. I don't think my parents will be happy to see the aftermath of that event.
[text]: My kitchen tile is drenched in lube. Wanna explain?
[text]: Why is there a dildo on my coffee table? I don't remember buying one. Like, ever.
[text]: I come back home to find a good chunk of my fence is broken and condoms all over my backyard. What the fuck did you do?
[text]: Thanks asshole, my fridge is empty. Now guess what? As punishment, YOU'RE BUYING ME FOOD. AND YOU'RE ALSO PAYING FOR THAT BROKEN WINDOW AS WELL!
[text]: I don't wanna tell what happened, but let's just say I hate pickles now.