I don't even know

What a wiggly strawberry macaroon !

I’m gonna cry

*walks up to straight couple* which one of you is the bee and which one of you is the fully grown adult woman who left her fiance for the bee?

These are the best kind of friends to have and the best kind of friends to be

“what the fuck” is an emotion now and its the only one i have

*cracks ovaries open*

Hey who wants some forbidden caviar

I’m thinking about this post during class.

Think about it again!

Thank you Canada that is a great name

I’M FREAKING CRYING I CAN’T BELIEVE THAT WAS THE INSPIRATION

my wife’s so cute because we both love animals so much but her way is very pure and genuine whereas my family is:

me, holding up my cat: stinky

wife: no!! don’t be mean!!!

me, swaying him back and forth in the air: stinky bastard man

wife: No!!!!!!!!

my mother, not looking up from chopping veggies: naughty boy. brat cat

wife, distraught: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good lord.

FREE THEM

no nonsense november. everyone just be fucking sensible for once.

The best interaction that ever happened in middle earth

@gandalfwho draw this please

For @newscientist

In FBI shows, cops are incompetent unskilled simpletons who just get in the way. In cop shows, the FBI are bureaucratic incompetent simpletons who just get in the way.

In real life they’re both right.

imagine having an ancient egypt phase

this post was made by dinosaur phase gang

Dinosaur and space phase gangs need to unite to bully the ancient egypt nerds

more pics here 

She got torn up by a boat propeller off New South Wales in 2001 and proceeded to walk it off. Swim it off. Whatever. The scars from the propeller slices healed ~20cm deep down her back and across her tail fluke. Since then, whale watchers down under look for “the Blade Runner” every year. Just the sight of her starts conversations about whether we humans should reconsider being such gigantic floppy penises to our rad cetacean bros.

nobody will ever be harder core than the Blade Runner. She has surpassed badassery. 

She is unkillable. She is Life Goals: the Whale.