all greek gods and heroes either rode dick or were pegged by their alpha wives thanks for coming to my ted talk

if lemony snicket wrote harry potter

Krum attacked Fleur, who responded with “Sacré bleu!” This exclamation is a phrase with many possible meanings and connotations. Literally, it translates to ‘sacred blue’, a phrase which does not appear to make much literal sense, and might lead an earwitness to suspect that the speaker is invoking some kind of nefarious coded phrase. The French invented it as a way to swear without invoking the name of God, as ‘bleu’ and ‘Dieu’ are similar sounding words, such as ‘look’ and ‘book’, or ‘code’ and ‘forebode’, or even ‘last breath’ and ‘painful death’.

This history, while fascinating, is not in fact relevant to this situation. For I, dear reader, happen to be privy to exactly what the young Miss Delacour meant when she exclaimed “Sacré bleu!”, thanks to a chance interview in a crowded fish statue three years after the fact. And so “Sacré bleu” in fact here means ‘oh fucking shit’.

♡ Orientation & Gender Armory Pins ♡  Kickstarter for enamel pins designed by FoxFlightStudios. Pledging for a pin starts at $12! Kickstarter ends on July 25th.

Please don’t remove this caption! ☆

Doctor You-Know-Who (I made this)

[top image description: screenshot of an accio-shitpost post. text: “what if voldemort had tried to infiltrate hogwarts every year count olaf-style in a number of increasingly obvious disguises”. bottom image description: a brightly coloured dumbledore holding his hands up in a shrug. text: “Nonsense, Harry! Everyone knows Voldemort has: 1. No nose, & 2. a tattoo of a snake on his arm – …and this man has both a very handsome nose and an utterly unblemished right arm!”. there are helpful illustrations of the aforementioned lack of nose and dark mark, and an inset in the lower right hand corner of a thinly disguised voldemort giving a thumbs up.]

original post

HOSPITALS. ARE. ALREADY. REQUIRED. UNDER. LAW. TO. PROVIDE. LIFE. SAVING. EMERGENCY. CARE. REGARDLESS. OF. ABILITY. TO. PAY. OR. EVEN. CITIZENSHIP.

Stop acting like Americans have no access to emergency healthcare unless we socialize medicine.

IF. YOU. GO. AND. CAN’T. PAY. YOU’RE. STILL. THOUSANDS. IN. DEBT. THIS. IS. NOT. ACCESS.

This hospital in my city just threw out a homeless man

The hospital which took me in after I collapsed from the fist sized tumor over my heart, released me after refusing to diagnose it as cancer, which would have forced them to give me some kind of treatment. The doctor at the county hospital which took me in looked at their tests and said, “this is CLEARLY cancer, why didn’t they diagnose it? We can’t let you leave.”

Hospitals find ways when they want to, to avoid helping people when they want to.

“Oh that’s illegal, you should sue” “ with what money and how will I get the time and energy when I’m busy recovering from chemo?”

People who can’t afford treatment also can’t afford to protect their rights.

Absolutely this: “People who can’t afford treatment also can’t afford to protect their rights.”

“People who can’t afford treatment also can’t afford to protect their rights.”

let it sink in “People who can’t afford treatment also can’t afford to protect their rights.”

Coup D’Etat  |  FGUK Magazine April 2017

Sergei Polunin 

Vogue Russia.

by Danil Golovkin  

Fact: Pansexuals make for exceptional projectiles as they are surprisingly light and aerodynamic. A pansexual thrown by a skilled pitcher can reach speeds of up to 300 meters per second. Bards in the Pansexual Pantheon still sing of the exploits of Panpan the Toss Boy.

to be a true pansexual, you have to date every single gender

there are currently 721 known, all of which can be found within the 6 regions of Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova, and Kalos. there are 18 different types that define their properties and moves; Normal, Fire, Fighting, Water, Flying, Grass, Poison, Electric, Ground, Psychic, Rock, Ice, Bug, Dragon, Ghost, Dark, Steel, and Fairy

Hylem

today's agenda

screaming into the abyss (2 snack breaks)

Alexander McQueen † Men’s Spring 18