The-Real-Monica-Lewinsky

@the-real-monica-lewinsky

I cannot endorse Mrs. Clinton, because the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in my mouth (this is a parody account)

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I log back into this blog for the first time in two years and see that I have three messages, all from different people, calling me “brave” for appearing on the John Oliver show I guess people like Legit think I’m Monica Lewinsky?

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On this fwine day I am pwoud to be @the-real-ted-cruz ’s waifu uwu

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this was never allowed

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What have I done?

the-real-ted-cruz

you done messed up is what you did

the-real-monica-lewinsky

I don gone and goofed again

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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On this fwine day I am pwoud to be @the-real-ted-cruz ’s waifu uwu

the-real-ted-cruz

this was never allowed

the-real-monica-lewinsky

What have I done?

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Unpopular opinion: Waifu culture needs to die

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please oh my god if i have to see another one of my mutuals posting about their “anime waifu uwu” i will jump

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But I thought I was your anime waifu, Ted :/

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Monica what the absolute fukck

the-real-monica-lewinsky

We’re all anime waifus now

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Unpopular opinion: Waifu culture needs to die

the-real-ted-cruz

please oh my god if i have to see another one of my mutuals posting about their “anime waifu uwu” i will jump

the-real-monica-lewinsky

But I thought I was your anime waifu, Ted :/

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krool-gwooptsoov

Someone leaked Trump’s porn stache. 😂 You’re welcome

the-real-monica-lewinsky

@donald-j-trump-official EXPLAIN YOURSELF

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im going to hell

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@the-real-donald-trump

Never knew you rap bruh

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the-real-ted-cruz

If you preach for tolerance, that better include tolerance for those who have different opinions from you. Otherwise, you’re the bigoted one.

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just-shower-thoughts

The Information Age is over. The Misinformation Age is now among us.

I’m on mobile. Someone put Gothmog during his “age of men” speech from LotR. Please.

Nevermind, got it.

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@the-real-ted-cruz

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We Are Number One but it's performed by Adolf Hitler

This is just memes pls don't get triggered Memes aside, the real life Robbie Rotten has been diagnosed with pancreatic cancer :( Please consider donating to ...

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what I told you about earlier

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krool-gwooptsoov

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Oh no...it’s really happening

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@the-real-ted-cruz

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on a scale of 1 to 10 how much am I spamming your dashboards right now

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well,

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Ted why. Don’t do this to me

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on a scale of 1 to 10 how much am I spamming your dashboards right now

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watch

watch

good god just watch

the-real-monica-lewinsky

I see that and raise you Mr. skeleton

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GjYaZE9qn8

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oh damn that’s good

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@the-real-monica-lewinsky https://youtu.be/H4uT5sis48Q watch this

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlYTbLEXW6M

@the-real-ted-cruz

I might have accidentally reblogged this to the wrong blog first

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