✘ —— i am jack’s smirking revenge written by shay
I'm working on a multi muse blog at the moment that will include Ed and Echo. Stay tuned for the link, friends!
i’m being very productive
Programmer Dad
Everywhere you go In a box, While wearing socks Climbing rocks By the docks
There’s this adorable prick.
While on the table, Eating a bagel, Out in a stable,
There’s this adorable dick.
Speaking in riddles, Playing a fiddle, Or at the Biddel’s
You’ll find him Whilst beating Nick.
Do u ever not realize how starved for affection u are till someone hugs u a bit tighter than normal and you find that you really don’t want to let go
“I suppose it is officially time to take down my Christmas decorations...”
I highly recommend you follow the person I reblogged this from.
i have a santa kink. i want you to dress up in a sexy santa suit and leave me expensive presents under the tree when im sleeping. leave afterwards
Send me a sentence for my muse's reaction
“Are you even listening to me?” “Are you even listening to yourself?” “Are you sure they won’t find out?” “Are you sure this is legal?” “Are you sure you know what you’re doing?” “Are you threatening me?” “Be mine.” “Can you be anymore obvious?” “Do I know you?” “Do you love me?” “Do you remember this?” “Do you trust me?” “Don’t go.” “Don’t let me die” “Don’t look at me like that.” “Don’t make me beg.” “Don’t you dare come near me!” “Don’t you dare.” “Explain yourself.” “For you, I would _____” “Give it back.” “Give me another chance.” “Have you ever even done this before?” “How drunk are you right now?” “I already regret this.” “I am not wearing that.” “I can’t believe you missed that.” “I can’t do this anymore.” “I can’t even look at you.” “I could kill you!” “I dare you.” or “I dare you to _____.” “I didn’t do it.”“ “I didn’t know you could do that.” “I don’t want to look at you right now.” “I guess this is goodbye.” “I hate you.” “I have to go.” “I just want to cuddle.” “I know your secret.” “I love you, but I really wish I didn’t.” “I love you.” “I miss you so very much.” “I missed you.” “I need a drink.” “I need a hug.” “I never really loved you.” “I owe you.” “I think I broke it.” “I think I’m falling in love with you. “ “I think I’m forgetting something.” “I think it’s broken.” “I trust you.” “I want to be yours.” “I want to try this thing I read in a book.” “I want you. Naked. In my bed. Now.” “I’ll be there in five minutes.” ”This is really inappropriate.” “I’m all for spicing thing’s up, but isn’t this a bit much?” “I’m bad for you.” “I’m dying.” “I’m going to be sick.” “I’m not speaking to you anymore.” “I’m pregnant and it’s yours.” “I’ve never heard that one before.” “If you stay quiet, no one will know.” “Is that my shirt?” “It was me” “It’s so beautiful.” “It’s time to choose.” “Just five more minutes.” “Just go.” “Just leave me alone.” “Just let me die.” “Just relax.” “Just what did we do last night?” “Kiss me you idiot.” “Kiss me.” “Like you even care.” “Little too late, don’t you think?” “Make me.” “Marry me?” “My Parents don’t know” “My parents know.”“ “Never again.” “Nh, don’t be so rough!” “No, that can’t be my baby.” “No! You can’t die on me now!” “Obviously there is something between us.” “Of all the things i’ve heard, that hurt the most.” “Put it away.” “Put your trousers on!” “Put. The. Weapon. Down.” “Quiet, I am trying to think.” “Relax, I have a plan.” “Really?” “Shut up and listen.” “Take responsibility.” “That isn’t mine.” “That looked easier on TV.” “That sounds painful.” “That was a bad plan.” “That’s mine!” “That’s the cheesiest pickup line I’ve ever heard.” “They’re coming.” “This seems familiar.” “This stays between us.” “Truth hurts, don’t it?” “Unbelievable. I can’t believe you right now.” “Very good, you had me fooled.” “Want to hear a secret?” “We need to talk.” “We’re moving too fast.” “Well that was unexpected.” “What are we doing here?” “What are you afraid of?” “What are you touching?” “What are you?” “What do you need?” “What happened to you?” “What have I done this time?” “What if someone catches us?” “What sort of noise was that?” “What the hell do you think you’re doing?” “What were you thinking?” “Where are my clothes?” “Where did you find this?” “Where do you even find this sort of thing?” “Where were you?” “Who’d have guessed you could pull such a face?” “Why are you wearing that?” “Why yes, I am as think as you drunk I am.” “You could have died!” “You could have killed someone!” “You coward.” “You don’t need to be so gentle.” “You drive me crazy!” “You have ten minutes, so make it quick.” “You lied to me!” “You mean everything to me.” “You owe me.” “You. Come. Snuggle. NOW!” “You’re all out of ____.” “You’re an idiot.” “You’re bad for me.” “You’re dead to me.” “You’re pregnant and it’s mine.” “You’re really good at this…” “You’re so weird.” “You’re under arrest.”
kissing under the mistletoe is so overrated. deep throat him.
Would you ever suck scarecrow off under the mistletoe?
“Depends. Is he wearing it around his waist? Because if so, I mean, I cannot ignore tradition.”
Hi Eddie! I just wanted to say merry Christmas and I hope you and Ossie had fun.~Rachel
“Thank you, my dear! Merry Christmas. I hope you had a good one as well.”
DECADES OF HORROR - “monsters!; the 1930’s part I”
Dracula | 1931 Frankenstein | 1931 Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde | 1931 The Mummy | 1932 King Kong | 1933 The Invisible Man | 1933 The Bride of Frankenstein | 1935 Werewolf of London | 1935 Son of Frankenstein | 1939 The Hunchback of Notre Dame | 1939
Leave a 'would you ever' in my ask
i want gotham’s edward nygma to say “joygasm”