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@ellythepyro

A growing artist and devoted Critter (i will convert you all to the cult that is Critical Role...) and I'm also a DM so expect some dungeons and dragons stories as well as some art!
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PLEASE DO NOT SCROLL PAST THIS

My sister has recently been kicked out by my abusive parents because of who she loves. My mom has emptied my sisters bank account and locked her out of it. Both my parents and financially neglecting her as well as cutting her out of our family (I’m still secretly keeping contact with her.)

My sister is looking for a job right now. She did not have a job previously because she had a hard time balancing college and work, but this is an emergency. One of her friends took her in, so she has shelter. But thanks to my bastard parents, she’s penniless.

Please PLEASE help her I can’t find a job cause I’m 15 so I can’t work for her all I can do is beg, which is really embarrassing. But she’s the only person in my family that cares about my well being and makes me feel safe in a house that is practically a death trap. If you can’t donate, reblog. Please. Anything will make me so grateful

https://cash.me/app/NPDWWMH (my cash tag is $LaylaYazbak)

Thank you so much for the reblogs, I just wanted to let everyone know that I do commissions as well. I’ll also make free commissions for anyone that donates money

(CLICK FOR QUALITY) this is just a glimpse of what I have to offer. I am unbelievably desperate to save my sister. Please help a muslim gay trans guy save his amazing pansexual sister. I love her too much to not do all I can to help.

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So I was talking with a coworker and she told me that when she tells people about me or repeats stories about me that people dont believe that i'm real. But I guess if you tell people you know a girl with rainbow hair that had a grandmother who could tell how much a cow weighed (to the pound!) Just by looking at it and that she speaks three languages (in the middle of Montana) I guess it makes sense that people wouldnt believe that such a person could be real.

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sharkboxes

Oh they’re going to need salvation.

Not just making it illegal, but making being gay punishable with death.

This is one of the many reasons why I walk by every single red bucket in the run-up to Christmas. They’re not getting my money, I don’t care how nice the people ringing bells are.

Ever since the time they threatened to close all their soup kitchens in NYC if a law that did something as simple as allow companies to extend spousal benefits to their employee’s same-sex domestic partners I have refused to buy from them or donate to them. 

It’s that time of year again! In case people don’t know… the Salvation Army is shitty peoples.

Also, the married women are not paid (and therefore can’t qualify for assistance if they should ever divorce, etc). And worth “of course” less than a man.

“ In the Army’s case, the agreement for compensation is that the officer allowance be paid jointly to the husband—the check is written in his name. Officially, the wife is a “worker without expectation of remuneration,” and her husband receives 40 percent more of an allowance as a married man than he would as a single man. “
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(Fjord): so, let me get this straight-

(Mollymauk): more like, let me run this bi you.

(Jester): let’s see how this pans out.

(Beauregard): lesbi honest with each other.

(Caleb): let me ace-ess the situation.

(Nott): we need to queer the air.

(Yasha): …….I’m gay.

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basiliskfree

Today’s problem

what do chairs for dragons look like.

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carbisari

big comfy piles of pillows

Well, that don’t work in the scene I’m doing it’s too cute not to draw.

DAWWW SO CUTE :>

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noivern

they use human chairs but really badly

Wait elongated chairs y’all. Eight chair legs instead of one, they can lie down majestically and put their chins on the table like they were always meant to.

I’m not sure if this is silly or a good idea lol

it’s not polite!

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thatll-do

you’re a dragon manners mean jackshit nothing

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daedricsheep

excuse you dragons are pillars of nobility and composure

you’re a dragon. who’s gonna stop you? hmm? the dragon politeness upkeep taskforce?

I mean other dragons are really the only thing a dragon fears

Date a dragon who uses big comfy piles of pillows as chairs 

Date a dragon who tries to use chairs for humans but has trouble 

Date a dragon who uses elongated chairs made just for dragons 

Date a dragon who is a pillar of nobility and composure 

Date a dragon who rests their chin on the table 

I love this post way too much not to reblog it.

AaaaAAAAAAAAAA

The cutest damn things Ive ever seen

@basiliskfree @noivern a solution: giant beanbag chairs

Draw that in a separate post also these

I just lay on the floor. Maybe with something soft under me.

Just… Idk Try

If I don’t reblog the dragon chair post, assume I’m dead.

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Accents 101

So if you’re a dm like me, you probably want to be relatively skilled in some typical fantasy accents for your game to make things feel that much more real. So i’ve decided to throw together a little master post of “how to” videos on some various accents. This is mostly for my own reference, but if you’d like to save this for yourself too, go right ahead. Feel free to add on to this, as well!

General Accent Tips

Scottish

English or “British”

French

Irish

Russian

German

Canadian

@amimattmerceryet since we were just talking about this after our last session 

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