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Cool stuff distracting me from my MA degree

@duskypaintedveins / duskypaintedveins.tumblr.com

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May Money Find You. Like to charge, reblog to cast!

Erika reblogged this and I got my security deposit from my previous apartment in the mail today

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Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

I love my mom.

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I am risking nothing

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I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

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twirliest

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

1.4 almost ps not risking it

Fuck this post

2.5 million notes I hate myself

I reblogged this twice now

I’m so sorry this isn’t b99 related and this isn’t real but I can’t not skip this I’m sorry

Not taking a fucking chance

Sorry, guys, but Im not taking a chance

No chances… She’s out… And she must be protected.

How dare you

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riarkling

Whatcha doin to me Farkle!

i can’t risk it

sorry babes my moms just my favorite person ever

Sorry I can’t risk it

Fuck sorry guys  I love my mom

Omg I hate these things but I am paranoid. So sorry guys.

2.8 million notes

CANT RISK IT

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trapbvby

Sorry guys

sorry 😩

IM NOT RISKING IT

NOT RISKING

Merf

Can’t risk it

Motherfuckers.

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bitchycode

this is the 2016 apology post. reblog in 45 seconds and 2016 will apologize to you in the form of money.

not risking it.

Not even scrolling past it

Better apologize… 

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Halfblood Hufflepuff’s 1000+ Follower Give Away!!

Okay, I’ve been planning to do this for a while. However, despite supposedly being a “hardworking Hufflepuff,” I kept putting off writing the actual post. Because writing things and planning them are boring. Also I wasn’t sure what you guys would want. In the making of this post I have gone from 1,000 to 1,123 to 1,132! Holy cow guys! You have no idea how incredible that makes me feel. 

So to show you guys how much I appreciate you all, and the support I get from you guys…. ONTO THE GIVE AWAY. You must be a follower to receive a prize. Otherwise there’s really no point to having this, hm?

First Prize: Your pick of either….

Second Prize:

A sketch of one (1) character of your choice! And the Hufflepuff pin set!

Third Prize:

A sketch of a character of your choice! From the books or an original character.

RULES
1. You must be following me.
2. Like or reblog as many times as you want, but don’t be obnoxious about it to your followers.
3. No giveaway blogs. It’s not fair to the rest of y’all.
4. You MUST be over 18 or have parents permission to receive things from me. (Tumblr rules, sorry! Not mine.)
5. Your ask/Submit must be open on your blog, so I can contact you if you win!
6. Your chance to reblog and be submitted to this ends on NOVEMBER 30. As that’s when I’ll be drawing the winners and announcing them :)
7. If I hit over 1,500 followers during this giveaway round, I’ll add another prize! Same goes for 1,750 and 2,000! Have fun guys and good luck!

This post itself will be reblogged on my own blog at regular intervals, so everyone gets a chance to see! :)

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huggleluff

Huggleluff’s 1000 Follower Giveaway! 

Hey everyone! Huggleluff here. I’m nearing 1000 followers, so I thought I would do a Harry Potter giveaway! 

Here are the rules:

  • Must be following me! 
  • One reblog and one like per person. 

There will be 3 winners! 

The First Winner will be my 1000th Follower! Second Place and Third Place Winners will be drawn at random! My 1000th follower will win the following:

Second Place Winner 

  • Choose Two from the options above. 

Third Place Winner

  • Choose One from the options above.

This will go on until I reach my 1000th follower, so I’m allowing this to go on until September 15 of this year. On September 16, a winner will be chosen regardless of follower count. My 1000th follower or most recent follower will win the first prize. 

Happy blogging! 

Those coffee mugs are amazing!!

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This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way

“I’m getting back in line.”

OKAY but i just reblogged this last night and guess what i got today from my workplace’s self-audit!

THANK YOU PATRICK FOR FREE MONEY

BLESS ME PATRICK

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lily-d247

PATRICK I HAVE NEVER STRAYED YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU

*rolls sleeves* aight dude lets get me some money

Can i just *Gets in line*…there

HELP ME PATRICK, I AM IN SERIOUS NEED OF CASH!!!

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Muggles are not able to REBLOG this.

REBLOG this to prove you are not a Muggle.
my reblog button fucked up and i almost had a heart attack

I did it in the first try.

OH YEAH

OH MY GOD.

MY COMPUTER BROWSER FROZE AND I DIDN’T REALIZE IT. I COULDN’T BREATHE.

JESUS.

But the lack of notes truly worries me

WORK, DAMNIT!

IT DIDN’T WORK FOR A MOMENT AND I HAD A MINI HEART ATTACK

FIRST TRY! I KNEW IT! I ALWAYS KNEW I WASN’T LIKE ALL THOSE MUGGLES! WHU THE BLOODY HELL AM I NOT AT HOGWARTS?! DUMBLEDORE GODDAMN IT!!

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I’m so mad because this worked

help me roger

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

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riskpig

………my friend has made me curious

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maryburgers

help me roger

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

  1. I don’t believe in these things
  2. But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job
  3. But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.
  4. Roger is cute.

lets see if this works

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cameoskin

pls Roger

Pls help

Why not?

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HUFFLEPUFF: “You don’t take no shit off fools, an’ you judge people by what’s in ‘em, not how they look. An’ you do the right thing. You gotta be one of the good guys, son, ‘cause there’s way too many of the bad.” –Garth Ennis (John Custer: Preacher)

Fucking squeal. I never linked the two, but Preacher is my favourite comic so... that someone did this makes me happy.

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I was staring out the window tonight kinda trying to figure out which star went to Neverland. You know, second star to the right and all that. And I couldn’t see any stars close enough together to be the right ones.

Then I realised; I’m 24. I can’t go to Neverland anymore.

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inritum

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

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doryishness

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.

GUYS.

HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER

20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.

GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.

I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.

OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG

i want you to stay for one day and one nigh with me and give me sp much love i dont have to cry of lonliness tonight, every night

no bUT THE LAST TIME I DID THIS SHIT I WISHED MEETING MY IDOL AND IT WAS RIGHT BEFORE I FCKING GOT THE FCKING EMAIL SAYING I WAS GOING TO MEET TAYLOR OH MY GOD

I wish my crush would like me back.

I wish someone will cover my shift tomorrow

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