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Doing more than one? Choose whichever you found the most helpful. ❤️
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i invented a machine that transcribes the inner thoughts of oysters and it turns out the first oyster i tested it on was thinking like "beautiful human woman riding a bike i am the bike i am the bike"and i tested it on more oysters and it was all "delicious sediment" "my mucous membrane itchy" "i wish to digest particles" so i guess that one guy was just real horny
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if sadie got some testosterone and lars got some estrogen I think their friendship would have been salvageable
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had to make the inverse situation of this. lets give it up for time blindness yayyy
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"Gab. Our whole bulding thinks we're lesbians."
"Well no shit, Jenny, look at us."
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In almost every musical ever written, there’s a place; it’s usually about the third song of the evening. Sometimes it’s the second, sometimes it’s the fourth, but it’s quite early, and the leading lady usually sits down on something. Sometimes it’s a tree stump in Brigadoon, or sometimes it’s under the pillars of Covent Garden in My Fair Lady. Or it’s a trash can in Little Shop of Horrors. But the leading lady sits down on something and sings about what she wants in life. And the audience falls in love with her, and roots for her to get it for the rest of the night. - Howard Ashman
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AI Bracket — Round 2
Propaganda
SPEAKER (SAYER):
- From Personality Section of the wiki: "Has never done anything wrong, ever.* SPEAKER is chipper, and has a rather high (dare I say cute) voice. It tends to agree with whatever a person or other AI has to suggest or say, but manages to manipulate said situations in ways it sees fit. The only time we see actual anger is when it disagrees with OCEAN and delivers the iconic line: 'Ah, but I am finished with you. Good day, Subversion 8.01. Listen for the clock.' *Please ignore the Second Cataclysm." Note: The Second Cataclysm was when in triggered an avalanche to kill people to better foster cooperation, thus increasing recruitment.
Sergey Ushanka (The Magnus Archives):
- No propaganda was submitted for Sergey Ushanka.
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sexy awesome crack ship i came up with like a year ago. normal guy who is just having a really weird time x normal guy who is concerned he’s losing it
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and we’ll all dance along to the tune of your death
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be not afraid
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(Please reblog so that this can reach more people!)
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well yeah how is shakespeare gonna recognize a blue hedgehog when he’s dead
i have misunderstood the post
Sonics dead?
