Irreverent Rocky

Oh my god poor mama that's so many babies. That's more than double the average litter.

Every mum has a photo of herself and her newborn where she looks exactly like that tbh

what a week huh?

happy one year anniversary to this clusterfuck of a week

happy 2nd anniversary to *waves vaguely*

Top that, next year.

girls love playing with...That Thang....

@rocky-fennek

BEEG PEEG!

Thinking about how when my oldest brother took Japanese classes his professor was like your pronunciation is really good 😊 but you need to watch movies that aren't about the Yakuza because you sound like a criminal

somewhere in this beautiful world there is a man who sounds like Paulie Walnuts because he learned English by watching the Sopranos

I'm ignoring the part of the internet who is going "Oh no" at this.

BUT OMG BOWSER YOU HOPELESS ROMANTIC. YOU LOVE PEACH NO MATTER WHAT SHE TURNS INTO BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Bowser really is the type to love you if you became a worm lol

Bowser doesn’t care about what you look like on the surface, find a guy like bowser in your life

idk how anyone can look at how expensive fast food has gotten and think we're doing okay

there used to be a dollar menu. like. one dollar. that was the gimmick. whole wide selection just one solid dollar (only one). and this was in my lifetime. i remember seeing ads for this shit. wha

i shouldn't be spending 45$ at mcdonalds to feed three adults. that's insane. six years ago that was a good dinner at a sit down restaurant and now im forking it over for cheap hamburgers? fuck off

id rather you have cringy but honest interests than try and act like everything youve ever loved was in an ironic way cause you think that love for simple or useless or silly things is beneath you . pathetic! embrace existence with both hands coward

Just in time for thanksgiving! My photos from my Skeksis Photoshoot are here!

SkekSil the Chamberlain Skeksis from the Dark Crystal Age of Resistance series.

Costume made and worn by me, photos by Brett Bauer Photography

CGI de-aging will never hold a candle to the power of sitcom characters appearing in flashbacks to college or even high school looking exactly as they do in the present day, played by actors in their 30s or more, but wearing a wig to give them a hairstyle that was fashionable at the time but deeply dated now

This is what it's all about!!!

Peregrine falcons reared by hand in the ornithological lab at Cornell University By: Nina Leen From: The Complete Encyclopedia of the Animal World 1980

The blonde doctor ladies that bossed people around and were experts in their fields and may have had a formative influence on my childhood

the brunettes with swords in high concept historical fiction movies that i was obsessed with in my youth

oh shit i forgot the king

I need a Dionysus in my life

Go all the way off

[Video id: a man edited to be sitting in a jail cell, miming singing along to a song. The video cuts to the close up of a priest, where he starts angrily rolling up a newspaper. He smacks the camera about six times with the newspaper and starts quietly yelling and occasionally hitting the screen for emphasis.

"Stop it! Stop! Stop the whining and the sniveling right now! There are Christians in this world who are oppressed, yes. There are Christians in North Korea who can't go to worship without risking being thrown into a Gulag. There are Christians in Palestine who can't even get to their churches because of Israeli checkpoints and walls. You are not oppressed as a Christian in this country. Quit your sniveling whining! That savior you claim to serve said take up your cross and follow him and you're whining and crying because what? Because nobody's letting you treat gay people like shit anymore?! What the hell is wrong with you? Quit whining! Stop it!"

End id.]

I'm cackling. Love it.

Get their asses Padre

your poor little meow meow fucking bit me

i don't care about its tragic backstory that thing had better have all its shots

"i want morally grey female characters" you fuckers could barely handle rose quartz

[image ID: Tags from @/changeling-droneco that read "they could NOT handle rose quartz do NOT give them that credit" /end ID]