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how to tip

If you do this get the fuck off my blog

Please understand that they gave a 33% tip, in cash instead of on a card, to increase the odds that the server could keep all of it.

What they mean by ‘taxation is theft’ is that servers are taxed on the ASSUMPTION that they will be tipped. If they don’t make those tips, they get taxed on them anyway. It is literally theft. By leaving cash and not writing it on the receipt, they’ve allowed the server the option of quietly slipping that 20 into their pocket and therefore not being taxed on it.

Thank you…i wish more people knew this

So many people reblogging this or commented without understanding what this is. Y'all wanna be outraged so badly lol just relax!

Any tips that get charged on your card are taxed, so if this guy left a $20 tip, that would get charged at least 8% on payroll tax, and depending on the night it’d be an additional 10-14% on income tax. On average if you tip $20 on your card the server gets $16 and the government gets the other 20% to bomb civilians in Yemen

This is Money Marge. Reblog for a miracle of finances to come to you

More miracles baby

TL;DR : Watch this incredible story in video

holy fuck! so how did the penguins taste?????

this is the cutest video in the entire world. this seal is just so afraid for this dumb weird baby she thinks she’s found out in the ocean. have a bird. have another bird. no, see, eat the bird! the bird is food! why won’t this stupid baby eat. open your mouth you idiot baby i will feed you bird if it’s the last thing i do

MATTEL ANNOUNCED THE LAUNCH OF A GENDER NEUTRAL DOLL !!!

comments on the thread are super gross and toxic, so spread positivity about this line!! show Mattel support in this endeavor and demolish stereotypes and undo the shackles of gender dichotomy!

The timing of this season, during the #metoo movement and Time’s Up movement.

I can’t believe people are mad about a 16-year-old girl wanting the earth to get better

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What is she supposed to do, motherfucker? Teleport?? Spontaneously develop the ability to fly unaided?

Not to mention the fact that THERE IS NO ETHICAL CONSUMPTION UNDER CAPITALISM

It doesn’t matter how committed you are to fixing the climate you still have to fuckin eat

Corporations do more harm in one hour than any singular human could do in their whole life.

Reblogging for that last line “Participating in the world as it is does not disqualify you from trying to improve it.”