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pen being shown as sexy while eating a cupcake is everything to me. anyone who has ever been overweight knows the struggle of having to eat in public and feeling gross, especially with sweets. so seeing pen being framed as attractive in that moment was incredibly cathartic.
i know body neutrality is really the thing right now, and i really appreciate it. but goddammit fat girls deserved to feel and be portrayed as hot.
actually hilarious that colin bridgerton returned to london absolutely determined to be in his slut era. he said if there is one thing i am it is a whore. and then one (1) kiss with penelope later he was like neverMIND i am a MARRIED MAN i am MONOGAMOUS life is about LIFELONG PARTNERSHIP ACTUALLY
Miss Congeniality (2000) dir. Donald Petrie
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palestine will be free, solidarity forever 🍉 🇵🇸
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Do you hate to work out? If yes, don’t worry, babygirl, you’re not alone. Working out makes me look like a hippo, sweating and gasping for air. Please tell me I’m not alone. Long story short, I look like 💩 and I feel like 💩 whenever I work. But babygirls, I have a solution. Drum roll, please… Work out in cute clothes. I’m not done… Work out in cute pink clothes. Let me explain why before you start to raise an eyebrow. When you work out in cute clothes, you want to be as cute as your outfit, right? You don’t want to breathe like a freaking hippo when you are dressed like a princess, right?. When I work out in a cute outfits, I start controlling my breathing and fixing my posture. Why? Because I need to be like my outfit… Cute! Trust me it works💌
Let's start our pink pilates princess era together!
This is how my bedroom sound at 3 am
Unmute for ARE YOU SLAPPIN'
for anyone who's ever messaged me and we've chatted for a while........ i have a spacey brain, i still like you
every now and then I get amazed by how much I love music like wow. I love music so much. music is so cool, I'm so glad music exists. music is the best thing this world has to offer and we can listen to it all the time, it's mindblowing
i am once again asking you to watch the 2019 shakespeare in the park production of much ado about nothing
It's still kinda wild how Phineas and Ferb managed to completely hijack an idiom. Now whenever someone hears a sentence leading with "If I had a nickel for everytime [...]", odds are their brain auto fills with "I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice," rather than "I'd be rich," or "I could [action that requires purchasing something requiring an obscene amount of money]". Y'know, what the idiom originally was
My first Tumblr post/offering. I'm sure I'm not the first to make this connection, but I hadn't seen it anywhere so here you go!
If King Charles dies on or before March 25th, 2024, he will technically be the shortest-reigning king in English history.
Anyway, like to charge, reblog to cast.
Best advice I’ve ever been given was righty tighty lefty loosey
listen i think its great that they're changing stuff in the show, making the kids more aware, but i don't care how they do it. if percy doesn't get turned into a guinea pig next season i will riot. uncle rick will catch these hands
