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“I want something else. I’m not even sure what to call it anymore except I know it feels roomy and it’s drenched in sunlight and it’s weightless and I know it’s not cheap. Probably not even real.”
— Mark Z. Danielweski
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vanillagloss
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She’s arrived
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Fundamentalist fearmongering video: This dungeon “master” is given complete control and “players” must do whatever dark things are demanded of them.
Real DM: Please, just cross the river. You’ve all tried to seduce the catfish and it didn’t work. I’m begging you.
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hotboyproblems
doctor: sir, i'm sorry. the results are in and i'm afraid you have updog
patient: wh- what's updog
doctor, calling a nurse on the hospital's intercom: KAREN GET IN HERE I TOLD YOU I COULD DO IT
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that one time on Hotel Hell when Gordon Ramsay fed the owner’s dog some shitty bread and then was afraid he killed her
unclefather
He checked her pulse
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ellysmallwood-deactivated201909
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greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou
deactivating my bones tonight for a little blob action
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Source: piquic
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comma22-deactivated20230610
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tumblr mobile: yo. ur connection? *slaps my flaccid router* its fuckin chungo dude
why is this so true
kinktendo-shamecube
why would i lie to you?
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me, at 3 am: babe wake up … I figured out the jonbenet Ramsey murder case
my husband, groggy, the fourth time this week I’ve woken him up at 3 am with that statement exactly: ok let’s go over the facts,
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customer: says some rude shit to me me: says literally anything back them:
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life gets so much better when you realize you can literally do whatever the fuck you want if you dont care what anyone thinks about you
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ask your doctor if the moon is causing all this