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๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ’› -------- (๐™ž๐™˜๐™ค๐™ฃ ๐™—๐™ฎ @incorrectsmosh) my throne wish list๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ“: https://thronegifts.com/signup?join=ipinkerbell (mainly Post about Ian lightfoot) Ian lightfoot is my loving boyfriend ๐Ÿฅฐ ๐Ÿ’ ๐Ÿ’™ ๐Ÿ’ ๐Ÿ’™ ๐Ÿ’ IANELLA FOREVER cover picture by k digital on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/CWlY4xPJ8lX/?utm_medium=copy_li
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Welcome to โœจ kittysselfshipsโœจ

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(โŒplease don't steal my art, if I find out you did, you will be immediately blocked from my accountโŒ)

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.1 don't send me hate comments about me and my f/o or platonics

.2 you can interact with me if you self ship with Ian or One of my platonics, but please don't gush about your relationship with Ian to me please.

.3 please respect me and my condition, I have cp (cerebral palsy)

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Shaymien- Koi No Yokan

The first time Damien was on the set of So Random he decided to take a stroll around the lot to explore and find his way around the set he would be working at this week, and with any luck weeks to come. Anxiety bubbled up in the pit of his stomach at his unfamiliar surroundings, he wasnโ€™t really sure where he was going. His feet seemed to have a mind of their own just taking him to some unknown destination.

Some would call it chance that aimlessly walking around turned out to be one of the best decisions of his lifeย  because of his pointless endeavor it was when he got his first glimpse of Shayne Topp, however it was more like fate.ย 

The younger version of Shayne didnโ€™t seem to notice Damien, but Damien sure noticed the shorter male.ย 

โ€œIโ€™m going to know that dudeโ€ ,was what came to the forefront of Damienโ€™s thought process,โ€œInterestingโ€.

Instead of engaging with the mysterious stranger Damien continued on his way, but memory of the handsome man was burned in his brain.ย 

After wondering around a while longer a random PA found him lost in thought. โ€œHello, you must be the new hire. Do you need some help getting to the table read?โ€ Damien who had been lost in thought dialed back into reality. โ€œOh yeah that would be great actually, sorry I was a little lost in my own world thereโ€.ย 

โ€œThatโ€™s alright if you will follow me this wayโ€ the admittedly nice PA led him to the table read. Where none other than the boy from earlier was. Damien barely noticed the PA taking here leave because he was so fascinated by this man he was so sure he would get to know. When Damien arrived in the room everyone started to introduce themselves. On of the writers or someone told him that they were still waiting on Sterling to get back from his smoke break then they would get started.ย 

A little overwhelmed by everyone coming at him at once Damien just tried to smile and nod along, and speaking when necessary. Then there he was again. The shorter male smiled and extended his hand, โ€œHey, My names Shayne. Iโ€™m excited to get to work with you.โ€œย 

โ€œDamien Haasโ€, he responded while shaking the otherโ€™s hand.

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hvnnyhaas

Shayne and Damien: [holding hands, trying to run across the street before the light changes]

Random guy in car: [comes around the corner, almost hitting them, then honks at them]

Damien: Iโ€™m so sorry!

Shayne, at the same time: Fuck you, dickwad!

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smoshpvnk

โ€œhow is it you always know what i need, huh?โ€ is giving shaymien :โ€™)

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(this turned into coffeeshop shayne x visual merchandiser damien au) (prompt from here)

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Initially, Shayne never understood the purpose of opening hours before the rest of the mall. It seemed like a waste of time, resources, and payroll. Business was slow in the early hours, their only customers were usually the elderly people who walked laps around the stores to get their steps in. The more openers he worked, though, he soon realized how early some of the retail workers got there.

It was free entertainment to hear the groups of employees come in, complaining about a recent shitty customer or bad judgment call that corporate made, open to his ears without the concern of the general public able to hear. Heโ€™d inadvertently learned a lot of buzzwords that way, the names of some of the higher ups at the stores heโ€™d been going to since he was a teenager, and had a better understanding about how horrible the retail industry treats their employees.

The slower hours allowed him time in between to study his college textbooks and chat with frequent visitors, one of which he had become much more acquainted with.

Shayne could hear the telltale sound of the store gate creaking upwards, then a minute later closing back down, along with the jingling of keys.

โ€œShayney days and Mondays!โ€ Damien greeted. The lanyard of his storeโ€™s badge repeatedly hit his stomach as he walked in.

โ€œGood morning,โ€ Shayne said in a yawn. Once his eyes fully opened back up, he could see Damien giggling, cursing his body for distracting him from the sweet sound.

He went over to the computer, pressing buttons to start a new order of drinks in the system.

โ€œWhoโ€™s all here today?โ€ Shayne asked.

Damien sat in a stool at the counter, rubbing his temples.

โ€œUhh, me, Keith, Amanda, Courtney, andโ€ฆโ€

โ€œLet me guess. TWB?โ€

Damien sighed heavily, nodding and looking up at Shayne.

โ€œThe Wicked Bitch of the West,โ€ they both whispered in unison, trying to hide their laughter.

โ€œYou gotta talk to Ian about that, man,โ€ Shayne said, putting in the orders from each employee heโ€™d memorized. โ€œWaitโ€”Amanda likes whipped cream, right?โ€

โ€œOh, uh, yes,โ€ Damien said, โ€œAnd yeah, I know. Ironically, Iโ€™ve been working so much lately, but just havenโ€™t had a chance to talk to him about TWB. And I really need to, next week heโ€™s supposed to go over to the Central location to help them with their corporate visit. As if we need any of our employees taken away to prep for ours.โ€

Shayne nodded, having Damien check the screen to make any corrections to the drink orders. He hesitated before having Damien pay, tacking on a cookie to the order, then overriding the price of the treat to zero.

โ€œTwenty one forty five,โ€ Shayne said, that number ingrained into his mind, as it had become tradition for Damien to come in most mornings during the week.

Damien usually only had to do the 6AM shifts every couple months. Part of him dreaded it, but his passion for wanting to become a better manager and leader kept him goingโ€”the drive the man had despite all of his complaints was something else.

He started talking about his recent turmoil with his dreaded boss, the highest authority over the department he loved so much unfortunately was the source of most of his recent problems. Shayne listened and nodded, flipping through the collective bills Damien had handed over then sticking them in the cash drawer. Heโ€™d have to remember to make up the difference for the cookie later on.

โ€œLike why the fuck would I lift an already heavy shelf and keep the boots on it? Is she fucking nuts?โ€ Damien griped, watching Shayne work to prepare each coffee.

โ€œThatโ€™s crazy,โ€ Shayne answered, โ€œbut another great example to bring up to your store manager. Surely he can bring her into his office to talk about stuff like that. Do you think she was purposely trying to make you look incompetent to your coworkers?โ€

Damien paused.

โ€œI never really thought of it like thatโ€ฆโ€ he said quietly, โ€œThat makes sense, though. When you say it like that.โ€

โ€œI think she probably knows better, but potentially doesnโ€™t have the best intentions for you. Just something to think about,โ€ Shayne said, โ€œAnd, Iโ€™m sorry if thatโ€™s out of line. I know you came here to vent, not for me to go all Therapist Shayne on you.โ€

โ€œHey, Iโ€™ll take what I can get,โ€ Damien chuckled, then thought for a moment. โ€œHey, do you wanna see what Iโ€™ve been working on today? We didnโ€™t have, like, most of the things I needed, but Iโ€™m really proud of how the display turned out, do you wanna see pictures?โ€

Shayne nodded, then leaned over the counter to look over his phone.

โ€œWow. That looks great, man. I might have to go in and buy some of that,โ€ Shayne joked, looking at the details Damien had describedโ€”the steamed pants on a mannequin, the tight folds of shirts on a table, the colors that heโ€™d gracefully balanced on each fixture of the room.

โ€œThanks. I had to rush a bit this morning, but Iโ€™m happy how it turned out. I wish we didnโ€™t have customers coming in soon, theyโ€™re just gonna fuck it up.โ€

Shayne placed each coffee in a holder, but left Damienโ€™s cup and the cookie out, handing them directly to him.

โ€œIsโ€ฆthis my order?โ€ Damien asked, looking at Shayne confusedly. His words werenโ€™t accusatory, instead laced with gentle concern as to help Shayne realize his mistake.

โ€œNo, Iโ€”โ€œ Shayne stuttered, his face flushing with pink. โ€œI mean, yes, it is, but Iโ€”I added the cookie. I bought you the cookie.โ€

Damienโ€™s lips pursed for a moment.

โ€œOh,โ€ he said, โ€œYouโ€ฆyou didnโ€™t have to do that.โ€

Shayne shrugged.

โ€œYou sounded stressed. And those cookies are really good.โ€

As if he wasnโ€™t expected back at work, Damien stayed frozen for a minute. Shayne was worried he had done something wrong.

โ€œHow is it you always know what I need, huh?โ€ Damien asked. His eyes looked Shayneโ€™s expression over, quickly following up with, โ€œI appreciate it a lot, I mean. I just feel soโ€ฆdifferent, compared to my coworkers, but whenever I talk to youโ€ฆyou justโ€ฆget me. And my unrealized need of a cookie, apparently.โ€

Shayne prevented himself from shrugging again, recognizing the need to maintain the sincerity of the moment, but he was silent. The add on of the cookie was meant to be just a simple, friendly gesture, butโ€ฆmaybe it could mean more.

It did mean more. And Shayne was okay with that.

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sage-lights

and with smosh's recent public support for palestine, i want to remind everyone to make sure palestinian liberation stays at the center of the conversation. in general, i've seen lots of creators that are recently speaking up frame it as a strictly humanitarian issue. and while there is a humanitarian crisis in gaza, do not forget that it is because of the genocide that israel is actively committing against palestinians. ceasefire now. for a free and liberated palestine.

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It's going to go well. And even if it doesn't - Look, even if it doesn't, this is the thing, even if it doesn't do well, I know that this is the right thing, and if we burn it to the ground, I am happy to do that with you.

SMOSHCENTRALย โ€ข GTKTM โ€ข ERAS @petersthree โ€ข Janie: Smosh Renaissance (June 20, 2023 - Present) [Smosh website screencaps here for better quality] @lgbtqcreators bingo: comfort

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smoshorpass

that whole baby cho and shayne moment in the smosh mouth episode actually stirred something in meโ€ฆ the silence in the room out of admiration for shayne, shayne speaking to baby cho as the chosen, being afraid to hurt it, softly saying โ€œheyโ€ while bobbing cho up and down, continuing to bob it while holding it like an actual baby, like he didnโ€™t need to do that but likeโ€ฆ i just- i really- like i-

i was already very attracted to this man. i really didnโ€™t need to see him with a baby, even if it was just a doll

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so really cool news! as you saw in my post here, courtney, ian and shayne all publicly posted about the โ€˜creators for palestineโ€™ organization to help raise money for palestine. and, thanks to @certifiedthem for making me aware of this, you can scroll down the page to see recent donations and find that smosh donated $15,000 to the project!

if you are able to donate, please click here! โ™ฅ๏ธ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ’š

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Hey everyone! I, as well as many of you I assume, am very happy to see Shayne, Courtney and Ian post this on their instagrams in support of Palestine and taking part in the โ€˜Creators for Palestineโ€™ initiative, which is 50+ content creators coming together to raise awareness and money for Palestine. They have already raised over $400k for PCRF and now expanding to charities that are actively on the ground in Gaza and Rafah!

I just thought iโ€™d make a collective call to action post and encourage others to donate! I know times are tough, but if you or anyone you know can donate and help, click here. No amount is too small and everything makes a difference. If you canโ€™t donate, sharing the link and spreading the word also helps! Thanks for sharing and supporting, free Palestine ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ โ™ฅ๏ธ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ’š

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skinnypig2

starfield is my favorite fucking game ever idc what anybody says about it and here we are getting update announcements and here i am too excited for my own good.

like i love the game top to bottom and i love that itโ€™s a real passion project for Bethesda. like they really care and want this to be the best it can be, contrary to what the haters believe but i digress

loved the game at launch, excited about where it would go, and right now itโ€™s going. and I am so looking forward to whatโ€™s to come.

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