FBI(Full Bi)

I'm a simple bisexual. I see two hot people interact with each other, I ship.

Hilson AU where Wilson is a Genie that House acquired by accidently rubbing a patient's disused tea kettle (taken from their residence). House is only offered one wish, but he keeps sarcastically (or not) asking for hookers or drugs or any ridiculous things. Wilson just shoots every request down with a single "no." though, so he ends up hanging around House for years in hope that he one day makes a real wish.

"I'm so sorry, what do you call each other?"

The fact that her immediate response wasn't to think she was wrong about Wilson being gay, but to think she was wrong about the word "boyfriend"...

She was dead set on the idea of House and Wilson being gay boyfriends/husbands/partners/lovers, and she's so correct

"So the devil is an oncologist in New Jersey?"

That line popped into my head with no context... looks like I have a new fic idea to write

Every episode of house be like:

A small child is visibly ill. They start coughing and clutching their throat, but whips out an inhaler and they’re fine. Oh shit! The man across the street just started bleeding out of both of his eyeballs!

Cut to house grimacing in pain and swallowing too much Vicodin.

Differential! Go! Shut up chase you’re an idiot.

They do a bunch of tests, everything is inconclusive!

We need to biopsy the patients eyeballs!

Cut to foreman explaining to the family about how invasive and dangerous a biopsy is.

Biopsy is inconclusive. Cut to house and Wilson. Wilson gives a long introspective dialogue about how houses addiction is deeply rooted in his own self hatred and that he pushes people away to further punish himself.

Epiphany time! Give the patient the medicine drug!

Patient is saved. House and Wilson eye fuck each other while going out for drinks.

There’s a connection somewhere…

mattfoggy is otp for life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FOR LIFE

Twilight becoming so unwittingly settled into his family life, that he accidentally refers to Yor and Anya as “my girls” when he reports back to Handler.

“Your girls?” Handler repeats, teasing him.

He nervously clears his throat, “I-I meant my wife and daughter.”

“Seems your “girls” are making you soft, Twilight.”

“Nonsense. It was just a slip of the tongue.” He says, heading towards the exit.

Handler chuckles to herself as he leaves.

“Seems our dear Twilight is so deep in character that it’s hard to tell where Twilight ends and Loid Forger begins.”

It is with a heavy heart that I must admit defeat. For Five glorious years I have been apart of the Supernatural fandom without having seen an entire episode. I have seen the edits, the meta, the fanfic and fanart. I was there when Destiel went canon and almost made Putin resign. And yet I’ve held onto my sanity, I committed to the bit— never watch that hell spawn of a show. But, good comrades of Tumblr, I must now declare the bit to be over. It was a good run, but I will be venturing into the dangerous world of Supernatural once and for all. May god save my soul.

AU where Sokka’s high-on-cactus-juice encounter with the giant mushroom takes a dark turn. (Also he has a gun)

based on this beautiful tumblr post

bonus:

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

decay exists as an extant form of life

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

I found a screenshot where a person said that he wanted to see the Lokius in this... Well, who am I not to try💅...

P.S : I could have drawn Mobius' hand in a different place, but...ahem YOU ALREADY SAW A LOT IN THE PAST ART WHEN YOU SPIED ON THEM👁️👄👁️

P.P.S : Okaaaay, I'll try to draw something hot with them...maybe...

Okay I finished rewatching Hannibal finally and to this day, however many years it’s been since 2015 I still think them not making out sloppy style like was the single smartest decision anyone made on that show because they literally had them do the thing apex predators do as the animal equivalent of “kissing” its mate instead!! That element is so deeply baller to me on so many levels I can’t even

Bonus: 

This thing from 2014 is my legacy. It’s got an insane number of notes and it still gets reblogs and likes everyday. I see people tagging it as #aclassic and I’ve met people in real life showing it to me not knowing I did it.

I was looking at it and realised that today, after 10 years I’d have done it the other way round.

I haven’t been in the Tolkien fandom for literally all of these 10 years so I don’t know if it’s been done already but here’s my updated version.

It’s…much funnier to me now lmao