"having a crush can make you act a little crazy" fuck that y'all ever made original characters

love never made me type "blender tutorial absolute beginner" into google. just saying

Guys gals non binary pals I tried so fuckin hard to find this and finally here it is

is it queer to use a different language than english?

roaring twenties tumblr simulator pt. 2

🎙 fancy-nancyboy Follow

men be like "i would never succumb to homosexuality" and then hold a mans face tenderly as he lights his cigarette with his own. okayy pansy we see you

( 655 notes )

💄 thewhoringtwenties Follow

art deco more like art dicko! aaaand post

( 27 notes )

🎥 claras-bowtie Follow

attended a petting party last saturday and there were no animals not even at all :(

#WHY WOULD THEY CALL IT THAT

( 12 notes )

🕯 tuberculosiswarrior Follow

i lov my mother and father so nuch forever i cannot wait to attend my new job at the dubious factory where there have never been any machinery incidents evr before

( 73 notes )

🎩 Rate-my-setup Follow

Submitted by anonymous.

( 3,887 notes )

thebeesknees Follow reblogged 🔁 jazzcat Follow

🎺 jazzcat Follow

The cocaine in coca-cola just doesnt hit the same anymore....

📰 itsallcopacetic Follow

OP they took out the cocaine

🎺 jazzcat Follow

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY TOOK OUT THE COCAINE

🕰 thebeesknees Follow

tumblr heritage post

( 13,985 notes )

🚬 runrummer Follow

Hes so puppycoded

( 8 notes )

moonshiningitup Follow reblogged 🔁 moonshiningitup Follow

🥃 moonshiningitup Follow

The eroticism of the machinery incidents at the dubious factory

🥃 moonshiningitup Follow

Easy website

( 12,109 notes )

🥂 cake-eater Follow

There is a gang war in Chicago. The first gang to get to 100 kills, gets to take over that part of the city. You NEED to be careful, Babe Ruth. You could be at high risk because of your high status. PLEASE be safe, everyone in or around Chicago, and please reblog this to get it to the celebrities in Chicago

( 20,098 notes )

wdym an average platonic bond cant be deep and meaningful do none of you remember the power of friendship

i have trust in the people.

We must beat the Americans

im sick of every f/f ship just being like. oh they are cute and lovey dovey all the time. i want beavis and butthead except lesbians

ENOUGH boiling women down to their Purity and how Proper they are. draw your blorbettes fucking up a kegstand and being put in a cast that the other draws a penis on

id: tag reading #dykevis and butchhead

dykevis and butchhead are now screenreader accessible

important to me that every single person possible is reached by dykevis and butchhead

look at this video of a mouse eating soup and bread and butter

peace and FUCKING love on planet earth

kind of obsessed with this security question option my doctors office has given me

This one. ❤️

i need to recreate this truck i saw with my eyes while driving on the highway today gimme a sec

it was like this

found a pic on reddit. 10/10 for accuracy

I haven't the slightest clue what's going on here but I'm a fan of the general unhinged energy

— A surgeon

I did not interpret this the way it was probably intended

l’oréal kids shampoo pngs

these were the most refreshing and delicious exilirs one could acquire in the 2000s

ⓘ A sewing machine is a device that provides a several-fold increase of the speed at which you can make mistakes

Horniness is not intrinsically less pure than any other human motivation

"He only made this art because he was horny!" ...Yeah, and? You only made a sandwich because you were hungry.

posted this forever ago as part of a bigger compilation BUT i think it deserves to stand on its own. i was gonna add more color BUT that didnt happen; thus it doesnt translate aswell that hes freezing the water around him. BUT now you aware and you can see it. you can see it