wario's favorite son

i stopped the dental technician while he was applying fluoride to ask what the fuck the flavour was supposed to be. And he was like oh I was wondering that too. It says it's walterberry.

wait wtf is cream soda

cause when we're creaming and popping...

we’re cropping?

we're peaming

there’s not a star in heaven that we can’t reach

my collab with water

reddit just e-mailed me about this

i was the first girl to get shrunk so small that they blew a bubble around me and i wasnt even big enough to break the tension in the soap and i floated away into the sky until it popped 100 meters up and i fell for what felt like years due to my low terminal velocity and when i hit the ground i wasnt even hurt and i joined an ant colony. since then ofcourse there have been many others.

Portraits by Fyodor Vasilyevich Shapayev

Alan Resnick Explains How He Would Make A Video Game (x)

"Aren't you forgetting something?"

you're letting your childhood trauma affect how you feel about a perfectly sane individual such as myself

Today’s was one of my quickest but might also be one of my favorites.