when u get to that part of the drawing and u have zero confidence in ur skills

Pluto compared with Australia

like to save the austrailians, reblog to let them be crushed by pluto

let us die

IKEA bags hold everything. (via meanboysclub)

GOD PLEASE WATCH THIS IF YOU HAVE NOT

They’ve grown too powerful

alternatives to "im triggered"

1. im shook 2. im offended 3. how dare 4. im dead 5. literally anything just dont mock triggers cause i have gotten into arguments and had terrible panic attacks bc of this please dont say triggered

No kidding, I hate it when people use the “triggered” meme. It just trivializes what it feels like to actually be triggered into anxiety or panic attacks and even depression.

Please and thank you.

Kids near me are starting to say “I’m spiced” instead!

GORDON RAMSEY’S TWITTER CRITIQUES IS WHAT WE NEED IN TIMES LIKE THIS 

you have my eyes 

My boys in matching sweaters because they’re nerds

It really bothers me when people think Alex tells John I think your pants look hot when he was talking to Hercules! Give my baby Herc his hot pants

a pregnant woman goes into a coma

months later she wakes up, no longer pregnant

“you had twins! ” the nurse exclaims. “your brother named them”

“what did he name the girl?” the woman asks

“denise”

“that’s alright, I like denise. and the boy?”

“denephew”

this is like 1998 chain email-level content

this website has destroyed my sense of humour, last night i was in bed with my bf and i had a mental image of an egg with the word suspicious written on it and honestly lost my shit

what did this bird do

I wish i had context on this 

here u go

I don’t think the contexts helps in this case.

I’ve been collecting these for a while so here are all the ones you missed

I’ve had the ‘I’d sell you to Satan for one corn chip’ picture saved on my computer for years, and I have NEVER SEEN THE REST OF THESE.

I’m so pleased.

me trying to decide if i should use “asgdjdhsgfh” or “fjgkhgkkfgjhk” or “cjkfhsjxdjxjsx” or “qjkcz;/gdjx;k”

Reblog if you encourage people sending those excellently shitty valentines cards to your inbox