DROP LIKE A BULLET SHELL.

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INDIE CANON DIVERGENT GINSHI OF TOKYO GHOUL PENNED BY JEN.
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     ❝ Smash or pass, horror edition. Would you fuck Godzilla or like... pass on that? ❞

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          HI! I’m Zatan! And I finally have access to a working computer, so of course, I already bootlegged photoshop and several other artistic programs! I’m here today to tell you that I’m currently in a really shitty position, basically, I need a job, yet my mother isn’t allowing me to get one because she’s a bit too controlling. I’ve been offered a job at the company GoPuff as a warehouse worker, if I was able to take the job I would’ve been making $14.00 an hour, but because my mother works there she’s preventing me from working there, making the claim that I should wait until her boyfriend gets hired before I apply. When she told me that, I simply asked if I could apply elsewhere, like the many many places down the street from my house, she refuses to let me get a job. Nor will she let me get my ID, hand over my birth certificate, social security card, etc. 

          Let’s not fail to mention that once my car is done getting worked on, she has made it a point to take it, even if I need it to get somewhere. My mother has also made the claim that even though my car is a gift from my grandfather, that I have to pay for the work that needs to be done on it. Now that wouldn’t be a problem for me because my biological father pays quite a bit of money to child support monthly, but alas I’m not the one who has my child support card, my mother does, and all the money that my biological father has paid, has gone into doing modification work on my mother’s car. Yet the child support my brother gets from his father goes right into things my brother needs. Let me also mention that my mother doesn’t need to use my child support since she’s working more than one job, and makes more than $2,000 a week.

          Now that we’ve gotten through all of that, I’m going to get to the point, I’m opening commissions. I do a lot of different things, I do graphic work, writing work ( I specialize in scriptwriting ), visual artwork, and I edit videos. I have some examples of my graphic work on Ko-Fi, and examples of my video editing on my YouTube. I will be posting more examples of my content on Ko-Fi. But thank you for reading this, if you don’t want to commission me but want to help please donate the minimum or reblog this post to get it around! Thank you again!

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@reteeth​ reported :  "Uhhhh... Kermit de frog here."
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his expression flat-lined, ❛ shirazu, i swear to GOD if you start this shit again, i’ll kick your ass. you DEFINITELY have something better to be doing. when was the last time you trained? ❜
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     ❝ Oh shut up, yer just mad because the three-month-old bottle of Mountain Dew in my room isn’t as flat as yer ass ya gym rat. ❞ His statement is serious, Shirazu isn’t kidding around today. He was in the mood to get under Urie’s skin, such a thing always brought him entertainment ( even if he ended up with a bloody nose ). ❝ Yeah I’ve been training, with Moko. ❞ The statement was true, with no ill intent behind it. Shirazu as actually benefited from sparring with her, she was teaching him tips and tricks with his kagune, having the same type had its perks, he learned a lot from her. ❝ Maybe we should all train together sometime.

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  you’re suppose to eat ass, not drink it.  
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     Saiko... Saiko knows about sex? Just the thought of someone who seemed so innocent knowing about eating ass of all things, well, it shocked him ( she’s played Pact with a Witch, hasn’t she? )  ❝ You can drink ass, if it’s swampy, but that’s too gross... even for me. ❞

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     ❝ But uh, I left this cup of Dew out, and it got flat like Urie’s ass. ❞ Correction: Urie’s ass is toned, not flat

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❛ everyone else has gone out to get groceries, ❜ he lingers behind the sofa with arms folded flush to his chest. he's been waiting a while to have this conversation (why him, why does it have to be with him? ). clears his throat to get shirazu's full attention, jaw tense with each word, ❛ so. i was wondering. how do you ( of all people ) manage to pick up girls? ❜
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    HIS ATTENTION IS GRABBED, right-hand grabs the television remote and his thumb slams down on the volume button, turning it down. Shirazu no longer is paying any mind to the Godzilla marathon playing on the screen ( even though he’s been waiting for it for weeks on end ), for what Urie had just asked him was far more interesting. Body turns so he’s facing the other Quinx, with a smile on his face. Oh, how the turned had tables.

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    ❝ You gotta have something cool about you man. ❞ Shirazu states, ❝ Like a hobby or quirk or some shit. See like, chicks dig my friend Kami since he’s got tritanphobia or some shit like that. ❞ Tritanopia, blue-yellow color blindness. ❝ They’re always asking him how he sees what they’re wearing, and then he whips out his sketchbook and they fawn over it and ask him to draw them. I don’t think he really likes girls though if we’re being honest. ❞ Maybe he should learn how to filter himself, yet it’s not like Urie was going to run back and tell him. ❝ And my friend Kiru raps, so bitches ask him to write verses about them. ❞

     ❝ I picked up the guitar to pick up girls, something about being good with my hands that they like, it’s really all about the g string. ❞ The truth is when it came to sex Shirazu didn’t know what he was doing, so most of his experiences with girls in the bedroom ended badly, yet the times when he was just flirting, well that went down pretty smoothly. ❝ I guess you got the gym thing going for you with being beefy and shit, chicks totally dig the muscle, but constantly training makes you seem kinda you know, douchey. ❞

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     His expression changes into one filled with curiosity.  ❝ Lemme guess, it’s Moko, right? ❞ He asks. ❝ If it is her, try talking to her like she’s not an object I guess, invite her out to do things ya know? Like getting coffee or just walks maybe. ❞ He’s not gonna lie, Shirazu’s never swung for a girl like Moko. Smart girls weren’t really his type, if he couldn’t have a conversation with a girl about why nu metal supplies you with more brain cells, he didn’t want to talk to her at all. He’s not saying he doesn’t like Moko, she’s just not his type so he wouldn’t know how to even try to talk to her like that. So everything he just told Urie, well that was a solid guess. ❝ Invite her out to lunch or something. ❞

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     ❝ This Mountain Dew is flatter than Urie’s ass. ❞ He’s still going to drink it though.

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