Okay I'm ngl I wanna start giffing again so send me any requests if you have!!

If you play..

Bohemian Rhapsody at 23:55:53 you will start your new year right at the metal part

We Are The Champions at 23:58:10 you will start your new year at the last chorus

Another One Bites The Dust at 23:57:13 you will start your new year where he hits that “well im ready, yes im ready for you”

Body Language at 23:59:14 you will start your new year at “dont talk”

Liar at 23:45:42 you will start your new year at the “mama im gonna be your slave” part

Crazy Little Thing Called Love(Live At Wembley Stadium 86) at 23:58:01 you will start your new year by Roger Taylor saying “Ready Freddie?”

Don’t Stop Me Now at 23:57:59 you will start your new year at the “dont stop me, dont stop me”

In The Lap Of The Gods just right at midnight to hear more of my boi Roggies falsetto

Flick Of The Wrist  at 23:59:05 you will start your new year with the first “flick of the wrist”

A Kind Of Magic at 23:59:46 to hear mr johnny D chime in with his bass at midnight

Killer Queen at 23:58:46 to start of 2019 “fastidious and precise“

Fat Bottomed Girls at 23:57:15 you will start of 2019 by getting on your bike and riding

@thebibliosphere for all your Queen-playing needs

The amount of time it took me to finish this little drawing is ungodly. Maybe as it should be, I drew a demon after all.

I think one really interesting juxtaposition is how John Mulaney repeatedly portrays himself in his public vs personal persona. In baby j he tells the intervention specialist to not believe his persona, that his friends say hes nice. In his earlier specials, he repeatedly refers to this - "sorry about last night, I’m mean and loud and it will happen again" plus his mom saying he performed even as a baby. It’s interesting that, as a performer, he’s performing, not just to his audience, who he’s always addressing, but his friends as well. It reminds me of what Jenny slate said about comedy a lot.

If you play..

Bohemian Rhapsody at 23:55:53 you will start your new year right at the metal part

We Are The Champions at 23:58:10 you will start your new year at the last chorus

Another One Bites The Dust at 23:57:13 you will start your new year where he hits that “well im ready, yes im ready for you”

Body Language at 23:59:14 you will start your new year at “dont talk”

Liar at 23:45:42 you will start your new year at the “mama im gonna be your slave” part

Crazy Little Thing Called Love(Live At Wembley Stadium 86) at 23:58:01 you will start your new year by Roger Taylor saying “Ready Freddie?”

Don’t Stop Me Now at 23:57:59 you will start your new year at the “dont stop me, dont stop me”

In The Lap Of The Gods just right at midnight to hear more of my boi Roggies falsetto

Flick Of The Wrist  at 23:59:05 you will start your new year with the first “flick of the wrist”

A Kind Of Magic at 23:59:46 to hear mr johnny D chime in with his bass at midnight

Killer Queen at 23:58:46 to start of 2019 “fastidious and precise“

Fat Bottomed Girls at 23:57:15 you will start of 2019 by getting on your bike and riding

@thebibliosphere for all your Queen-playing needs

the chris pine thing is so funny

like here's chris pine living his absolute best life reading books and loving film and definitely not writing erotica and he's dropped into a movie that seems like it's going to be fine like you've got florence pugh and former boy band superstar harry styles and nick kroll (??) and shia labeouf (?????) but whatever it's fine olivia wilde is directing except whoops she falls in love with harry styles and pisses off her boyfriend (ex boyfriend) who's been having his post-snl renaissance with an apple whatever tv show and so then olivia gets served custody papers while she's on stage at a film convention and then it turns out florence pugh is actually friends with jason sudeikis and was going to cameo on ted lasso because florence's ex (zac braff???) was directing some of it and here's chris pine and living his best life but he's in a movie where the director is dating the male lead and the female lead isn't talking to the director because of the everything and then shia laboeouf leaves the film and it's probably because he's a pos and the director implies it's because he's a pos but then shia posts a vague video showing olivia wilde calling florence pugh miss flo and it's from month's ago over nothing but it's chaos and it's the venice film fest and you're chris pine and you're trapped in venice with these people and harry styles kisses nick kroll on the lips and harry styles is saying the movie is a movie that feels like a film like a real film and florence pugh is fucking gone and it's just you and then harry styles spits on you (????) and it's caught on film and you're chris pine and all you wanted was to be in a movie and write some erotica on the side

if you’re a middle schooler that’s getting into Percy Jackson because of the tv show, and you see fanwork like THIS

JUST WALK AWAY. you are building a new civilization on the ruins of a powerful empire, and i know that it’s hard to be original when your ancestors left perfectly good fan content lying around. I understand. but I’m BEGGING YOU ON MY KNEES— leave persassy in the dust where it belongs. it is a relic from a darker age, a time when cringe ran amok and people posted things like “squeeee oh my godsss” unironically. do not repeat the sins of your ancestors. go forth and spread no cringe

A selection of some of my favourite tweets from today:

i can’t believe harry spitting on chris pine killed the queen

I'm sorry, the queen can't come to the phone rn, why? Oh. CUZ SHE'S DEAD

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