💣 be my light

sorry for lagging on legacy updates everyone - i’ve had a really busy past couple of days! had an interview on wednesday, found out i  got the position on thursday, and am just kinda laying low and running a few errands today/celebrating my new job! we’ll be back to regular posting by sunday. <3

waah-waah-waaaaaah...the adult bruisers (and my poor, poor ears) are so glad that bullshit is over. say hello to the first generation of bruiser babies. blitz has got her father’s eyes and bullet got maaike’s big ol’ head. they’re such cuties!!!

dinky, i think you’re falling. you fuckin’ clutz, you.

dinks, you know it’s real when you still eat her burnt, crispy ass eggs and you smush faces like this every time you hug.

maaike! we love you, doll! but if you say you’re pregnant one more time, i think dinky’s heart is going  to fall out of his ass! guys, there’s a little bruiser on the way. only dinky could get a 40 year old woman pregnant on the first and only try. i guess she’s all moved in now, so there will be many more tries and...yikes. when did you get so virile, dude?

it’s only natural.

she! really! did! not! care! at! all! about! him! pissing! himself! on! their! first! date! she literally asked him out again like an hour later. but hey, only dinky bruiser could snag his first kiss at like 40 years old and in a haunted mansion.