“I plan on doing something constructive with my time. I have been relying on the universal translator far too much. Before I left Earth, I learned thirty eight languages and now all I do is push a button and the computer does all the work.“ 

• “You seem to replace your brain with your heart.”
• “You take things so hard and then you fall apart.”
• “Your heart’s too big for your body.”
• “You’re all on your own and you lost all your friends.”
• “You’re one of a kind and no one understands.”
• “They call me cry baby.”
• “But I don’t fucking care.”
• “Don’t let them see what goes down in the kitchen.”
• “Everyone thinks that we’re perfect.”
• “Please don’t let them look through the curtains.”
• “I see things that nobody else sees.”
• “Kids are still depressed when you dress them up.”
• “He doesn’t think I’m that fucking dumb does he?”
• “Will I catch up to love? I could never tell.”
• “You build me up like building blocks just so you can bring me down.”
• “Uh-oh, there it goes. I said too much, it overflowed.”
• “Guess I better wash my mouth out with soap.”
• “I’m sick of all the games I have to play.”
• “It’s not like I’m asking to be your wife.”
• “I wanna make you mine, but that’s hard to say.”
• “Tell me what to do to make it all feel better.”
• “Maybe it’s a cruel joke on me.”
• “I’m laughing, I’m crying. It feels like I’m dying.”
• “He chased me and he wouldn’t stop!”
• “Can anybody hear me? Am I talking to myself?”
• “No one will love you if you’re unattractive.”
• “So what if I’m crazy? The best people are.”
• “Everything was so sweet until you tried to kill me.”

• ”Am I who you think about in bed?”
• ”Give me one last kiss while we’re far too young to die.”
• ”Hey, stranger, I want you to catch me like a cold.”
• ”How does a heart love if no one has noticed its presence?”
• ”I don’t wanna know if you’re gonna be the death of me, that’s how I wanna go.”
• ”I don’t love you I’m just passing the time.”
• ”I hope you didn’t expect that you’d get all of the attention.”
• ”I know it’s mad, but if I go to hell will you come with me or just leave?”
• ”I know it’s mad, but if the world were ending would you kiss me or just leave me?”
• ”I know the world’s a broken bone but melt your headaches, call it home.”
• ”I taste you on my lips and I can’t get rid of you.”
• ”I want to complicate you.”
• ”I want to go where everyone goes, I want to know what everyone knows, I want to go where everyone feels the same.”
• ”I’m not complaining that it’s raining, I’m just saying that I’d like it a lot, more than you think, if the sun would come out and sing with me.”
• ”I’m wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it.”
• ”I’ve got just one regret to live through and that one regret is you.”
• ”If I ever leave I could learn to miss you.”
• ”In case I lost my train of thought, where was it that we last left off?”
• ”It was always you falling for me.”
• ”It’s not so pleasant and it’s not so conventional, it sure as hell ain’t normal but we deal.”
• ”It’s said if you don’t let it out you’re gonna let it eat you away.”
• ”It’s useless searching in the cupboards when everything you have is on your back.”
• ”Never did I think that I would be caught in the way you got me.”
• ”No matter where you meet a stranger, be careful if they are too friendly.”
• ”Where will you be waking up tomorrow morning?”
• ”Whether near or far, I am always yours.”
• ”Would it be all right if we just sat and talked for a little while, if in exchange for your time I give you this smile?”
• ”You fooled me once with your eyes now honey, you fooled me twice with your lies.”
• ”You remind me of a former love that I once knew.”
• ”You were all I’ve ever known!”

• Who accidentally pushes a door instead of pulling/vice versa
• Who doodles little hearts all over the desk with their initials inside them
• Who starts the tickle fights
• Who starts the pillow fights
• Who falls asleep last, watching the other with a small affectionate smile
• Who mistakes salt for sugar
• Who lets the microwave play the loud beeping sound at 1am in the morning
• Who comes up with cheesy pick up lines
• Who rearranges the bookshelf in alphabetical order
• Who licks the spoon when they’re baking brownies
• Who buys candles for dinners even though there’s no special occasion
• Who draws little tattoos on the other with a pen
• Who comes home with a new souvenir magnet every time they go on vacation
• Who convinces the other to fill out those couple surveys in the back of magazines

• “You haven’t touched your food.”
• “How about you put that down and we talk?”
• “We’ve got to stop meeting like this.”
• “What we’ve got here is failure to communicate.”
• “Is that all you’ve got?”
• “You’re trying to seduce me. Aren’t you?” 
• “I’m as mad as hell, and I’m not going to take this anymore!“
• “You know, I really thought I could trust you.”
• “No one would miss you if you left.”
• “Cover me. I’m going in.”
• “Where did you get that? Who hurt you?”
• “Well, here’s another nice mess you’ve gotten me into!”
• “This is a really bad idea, just saying.”
• “Stop yelling at me! I did nothing wrong!”
• “You’ll never get away with this!”
• “How long have you been bottling this up?”
• “Fight me, you son of a bitch!”
• “What would a ghost be scared of?”
• “Why can’t you just tell me what’s wrong?”
• “Here. You look really hungry.”
• “There’s no shame in crying, you know.”
• “Is this some kind of sick joke?”
• “You can take your attitude and shove it.”
• “You actually want me to answer that?”
• “I’ve never had a bad plan in my life!”

• “Here we are now, entertain us.”
• “I must confess that my loneliness is killing me now.”
• “I don’t believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now.”
• “It’s like rain on your wedding day.”
• “Nothing compares to you.”
• “I’m sitting down here, but hey, you can’t see me.”
• “I know that my heart will go on.”
• “We’re off to never-never land.”
• “Woke up in New York City in a funky cheap hotel.”
• “I thought that I heard you laughing.”
• “I know just what you’re saying, so please stop explaining.”
• “Just one more dance and then we’re good to go.”
• “Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me.”
• “You’re a little late, I’m already torn.”
• “If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends.”
• “You’re a slave to money, then you die.”
• “There’s somethin’ wrong with the world today, I don’t know what it is.”
• “Don’t waste this precious time; say you’ll be mine.”
• “I want it that way.”
• “A scrub is a guy that can’t get no love from me.”
• “To me flirting is just like a sport.”
• “We’ve been through this such a long long time, just trying to kill the pain.”
• “Hold your head high and reach the top.”
• “I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the gray.”