Me remembering that there will never be a borhap 2

no one:

ben hardy: oMg Im So OlD iM 29 iM nOt DoWn WiTh ThE kIdS

baby, i am 18 almost 19 and i don’t understand half the things that teenagers my age are talking about so believe me you are fine

hey no offense but [just starts screaming]

So Ben Hardy is out there looking like that and not being my boyfriend???

I don’t understand

Freddie’s back you guys…

listen, when i go to open my mouth & what comes out is 12 degrees of seperation from what the original topic was, u need to connect the dots bitch. think fast. i’m not gonna hold ur hand but we’re leaving now and visiting every topic along the line. wave it goodbye, don’t get hung up on it

BEN HARDY photographed for Man About Town UK Magazine

tumblr did a thing

One time, I woke up at 2 am because my boyfriend had kicked me, hard, in his sleep. He woke up gasping and sweating and apologizing, and I told it him was okay, he was just dreaming, not to worry. 

Then, I asked, “What were you dreaming about?” 

He had a distant, awestruck look on his face. 

“There was this giant crocodile,” he said slowly, “and it was coming out of a swamp to kill me, so I had to kick it to keep it away….except it had The Rock’s face.”

“The Rock? Like…Dwayne Johnson, The Rock?”

He turned to look at me with something like slowly dawning glee.

“Yeah,” he said, “It was Dwayne ‘The Croc’ Johnson.”

A beat.

And then we laughed so hard, we almost threw up.

My boyfriend wasn’t even fully conscious and his brain came up with a top-tier dad joke and I still think about this at least three times a week.

In my defense, your honor, I really am the dumbest bitch alive

i was filming a video reacting to ben hardy instagram edits and i accidentally came across this video of ben that i had nEVER SEEN BEFORE??? ahkdjfksahj i think i just became a reaction pic︰

that video (my now queen) natasha liu bordizzo posted of ben is literally the best thing that ever happened to me. im so thankful for her. long live the queen. bye.