LMAO this is so funny ♡♡

i just think people should want me carnally even though i never leave the house

# chest flex

GOING ABSOLUTELY FERAL FOR

ARI DADDY ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

MY GAAAWWWD

Who knew we would get more Ari content in 2022 😭😭😭

He needs to staaaaappppp 🫥🫠🫣❤️‍🔥❤️

alright i’ll bite. what is morbious

this

And 10,000 years later… they’re our best buds

Men will believe in eugenics instead of going to therapy

i just rewatched this clip and honestly my characterization of steve rogers is…not…..hardcore….enough. this guy is. just. like. an honest to god assault aircraft comes at him with a machine gun and he speeds up at it. like oh yes i hope youve got a can opener because this two thousand gallon drum of whoopass is coming most directly your way. and honestly? it tracks. it tracks! in catfa he’s shown leaping onto flying hydra aircraft and just ripping the pilots out like whupty doo son this flight is now an american express!! bye bitch!! yeet!!! one pansy ass quinjet? to stop steve steel balls rogers? steven grant six foot twenty fucking invented cocaine motherfucking rogers? you have got to be out of your god damned mind

listen. as funny and quality as it is to have bucky be the sheepdog to steve’s rabid ram i FULLY believe that bucky barnes is on this ride because he likes the goddamn horsepower. james buchanan is here because he wants to watch his feral twink take on god and when he becomes a 300lb war ballerina barnes wants to watch him plow the devil. in costume. are ya keeping the outfit steve?? are ya?? bucky knows better than anybody how mcfreakin tough steve is and he’s not ride or die despite the fact that steve is a human chainsaw, he’s there because of it

STRIKE team: give it up, Rogers! You’ve got nowhere to go! 

Steve: 

Chad Speaks Only Truths.

i’m adding this Very Important thread to my Steve Rogers Characterization Tag, with some notes to self:

OP is totaly right as they should say it. No matter how hardcore you’re writting Steve, it will never be hardcore enough. That man is 220lbr of pure “Fuck the limits. I’m in”. He is not willing to let no asshole that thinks they know better just because they are from the UN do bullshit on his watch, because Sarah goddamn Rogers raised no coward bitch.

Steve is willing to fight 117 nations for what he knows be the right thing and bold of anyone to assume he will ever startle when the idiots come after him.

Also, OP is right to say Bucky is there because of it. Bold of anyone to assume Bucky “Are you keeping the outfit?” Barnes treats Steve like a baby. Of course he would be worried, because they are really close, but dude, Bucky made Steve ride the Cyclone when Steve was just 90lbr of rage. Do you really think he would baby Steve? If anything he would be right behind him looking Steve woop asses like:

via dpacommunications' Instagram story.

Remember when Jeff Bezos, who is worth 181 billion USD donated 690k to stopping Australian fires? Yeah, me too.

McKenzie Scott is literally proof that these fuckers can donate HUGE sums of money to EVERYTHING and still live a comfortable life.... But nooO someone HAS to justify the pitifully small donations the richest men on earth make every year for their tax write-off

Some also important context (this is June 2021, after her second round of grants was announced), as well: 

[image description: tweet from Dan Price, the Seattle business owner who doesn’t take a massive salary and pays everybody at his company really well: “Two years ago, she had $36 billion. Since then, she has donated $8 billion - more than anyone in the world. She is now worth $60 billion. I think people struggle to understand just how fast wealth accumulates for the super-rich. She literally can't give it away fast enough.”.]

She’s trying to singlehandedly redistribute the wealth she took back from Jeff Bezos and is failing at it because the economy is built so that wealth travels from the bottom, accumulates at the top, and then stays there. She literally cannot give her money away fast enough.

Think about this. This is our current capitalist economy at work. It is working as intended and designed by those who benefit from it.

Her story is incredibly revealing of how and where the system is failing.

It also means that we can, indeed, tax the hell out of billionaires and they will not suffer at all.

this thread is proof it works

This might be the worst offer I've ever received but it would take all of my strength to not accept.

werewolf boyfriend simulator

you will not see the gates of heaven

Shocking how many people don’t know that hens lay non-fertilized eggs and think the yolk they’re eating is a baby chicken

once tried desperately to make my friend understand that yolks were not, like, a liquified potentiality of chicken, and she looked at me for a while and then said, "but they’re both yellow."

Behold

A chicken

yes! i do like [problematic thing]! and unfortunately i am under no obligation to defend my interests to strangers on the internet. good day and thank you for your time

Also, I do NOT like {random thing} and unfortunately I am under no obligation to defend my lack of interest to strangers on the internet. good day and thank you for your time

a dilf is not a dilf if he’s shitty to his children

i know how much you guys love getting vital news through memes so even though i didn’t have a joke ready i whipped this up for all of you

the story is extremely sketchy and based on claims made by former cops who presented no evidence other than just saying they figured out it was him. no dna matching, a bunch of coincidences and a handful of people convinced this terrible dude they knew was secretly the zodiac killer. also worth noting, the original interview was given to fox news, which has a very strained relationship with factual reporting.

also worth noting which news outlets have picked up the story:

when you see fox news, the new york post, the sun, and TMZ, you need to be extremely skeptical, because none of them have a strong track record of factual reporting, and the latter three are more in the realm of sensationalist tabloids than legitimate news outlets