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Everything is Queued

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Why is queued spelled that way
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The reason endermen don’t like it when you look at them is because they communicate telepathically with one another by locking eyes! Humans are absolutely not designed to do this so when we look at them we are accidentally projecting all of our thoughts into them at the same time and it hurts :(

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ice-block

But like, since the player is not of the Minecraft world, the player is just what the use to explore it, what if it’s like:

Enderman: *looks at player’s eyes*

Player: 01010010 01100001 00100000 01110010 01100001 00100000 01010010 01100001 01110011 01110000 01110101 01110100 01101001 01101110 00100000 01101100 01101111 01110110 01100101 01110010 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01010010 01110101 01110011 01110011 01101001 01100001 01101110 00100000 01110001 01110101 01100101 01100101 01101110 00100000 01101111 01101000 00100000 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01100001 01101110 00100000 01100101 01101110 01100100 01100101 01110010 01101101 01100001 01101110

Enderman: oh ok *attacks player*

This kills me every single fucking time

I don’t even play Minecraft but this is hilarious 

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When I was an asexual kid, I was so unable to conceive of myself being happy fitting into the Evangelical, amatonormative world that I knew that I fantasized about being in a monastery. Now that I’m an adult, I recognize this wish as the suppressed desire for self-anihilation. When I was an older kid and then went to college, I became incredibly anxious and depressed, as a direct outgrowth of that old desire to escape life as a married cis person.

I’m so, so glad I was able to find the queer community; it was my saving grace. Queer support of asexuals and aromantics is absolutely critical. Our experiences are fundamentally queer, and questioning and newfound A’s deserve to be lifted up by the other LGBTQ’s.

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Dear hearing aid providers: stop only advertising your hearing aids for old people - from a deaf 19 year old who’s used hearing aids since she was 7

Note: you don’t have to use hearing aids, or have any form of hearing loss to be able to reblog this

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ladynorbert

Deaf people using hearing aids should be as normalized as people with vision loss wearing glasses.

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THE SPELLING LMFAOO💀

She’s actually taking the piss out of a London accent.( more specifically cockney). ‘British’ accent implies you think all of Britain speaks like this.You would be wrong. If you want to take the piss, at least do some research.

oi it a joke innit chap? just a wee li’ol jest ol bean, dont get ye knickers in a twist. cheerio

joke or not, do your research. or is that too hard for Americans to do cause they’re do busy shooting up schools and having to pay for their healthcare? answer to that is probably.

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skipuru

in a turn of events surprising to absolutely no one, the brits overdid it and spoiled the fun

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You know what’s some crazy $hit?

This fabulous bitch

She makes a shit ton of poses (like 16,000 or some crazy nonsense).  I used this lovely lady to draw so much as a teen.  Whether it was some nerdy pose for my Mary Sue as fuck OCs

or for full on fight sequences

or for tragic deaths of my OCs in the arms of a totally OOC main protagonist.  

this bitch hooked me up.  

And with the wildest, craziest stuff that you could see in your head but had no way or resources to reasonably draw like

or this

or this

DUDE!  INASNE SHIT!!  So I was using her for a pose reference and decided, you know what, I owe this bitch some cash.  Lemme dole it out for her.  BUT then, I looked and saw she only has 286 fucking patrons!!  This chick gives out free shit and spends countless hours arranging these shoots and setting this stuff up.  

I’ll fork up the cash, SenshiStock.  You’re worth it.  

Check out this amazing woman’s stuff, and get knowledged:  https://www.deviantart.com/senshistock

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brainmuncher

I have been following her for years on deviantart.

Highly reccomend checking her out. She’s the best. If I had any money to throw I’d throw it at her for providing such a big help in my life.

This hero doesn’t wear capes, she instead wears (and looks utterly flawless) in tank tops(?)

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She Came Prepared The Daily Politics presenter was chatting to Charlotte and Henrietta about banning unhealthy food in schools.

She came for him

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cloudfreed

“well maybe when you were my age you were a dumb piece of shit”

I CANNOT

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drst

Heroines.

Iconic

the EXHAUSHTION 

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St. Louis Post-Dispatch, Missouri, December 22, 1908

Reblog to have a good natured bartender to give you $75. 

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