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Oh look, just as fast and dirty as any other April 1st gag bit. Matt, Staff, Automattic, etc, FIX YOUR HEARTS. And do some work on the real problem on here.

....ok, it's frightening that this was the absolutel FASTEST thousand notes I've ever had on a post.

Um.

I'm not saying I'm a little nervous about sealing my own fate, but if you wanna help out a trans artist who probably just put a massive target up directly over her own tits, check out the links in my pinned? Please?

sorry if this is a dumb question but uhmm is anyone else's boop-o-meter doing this???

they’re called boops but i think it’s better as lil baps

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boops you

LIKE THIS POST SO I CAN BOOP YOU!!!

I WANT CAT PAW BADGES!

Reblog if I can spam you with boops

For every person who likes or reblogs this post today, I will boop you.

You cannot stop me.

Only prolong your fate.

You have been booped by this empty wrapping paper tube.

Reblog to boop all of your followers with it.

boop :)

I CAST BOOP AT 9TH LEVEL

Tumblr rn

everyone in tumblr rn (especially me)

war never changes

everyone on tumblr dot com

also have the tumblr paws i took through inspect element for all ur silly purposes

reblog only if you’ve received less than 1000 boops! we can all get each other to “max”

‪automation is going to take jobs away from cops‬